ear wax

a horrible yellow sticky substance that comes out your ears.heeee whats all that about



ear wax
after blowing a hot, sticky, seminal load in a person's ear, this is the seepage that cums out (pun intended)
Example:
After my drum solo, my girlfriend needed a rag and a whole box of q-tips to clean up the ear wax.


Ear Wax
Although it may look like wax and be called wax, you can’t make candles from it. It’s a semi-solid varying in colour from almost white, through yellow to dark brown, secreted from modified sweat glands within the ear. Its purpose is to protect and moisturise the delicate skin inside the ears. What can happen, though, is that over-secretion causes a build up within the ear which can cause partial deafness, discomfort or pain and may require its removal. To do this a special liquid can be obtained from pharmacists, although this is not always successful. Alternatively the build up of wax may be removed by syringing the ears with water or with a specialised vacuum extractor, these last two should only be done by a qualified medical practitioner. On no account should you go digging around in there with cotton swabs or trying to melt it out with ear wax extraction candles.
Example:
I've got so much ear wax I can't hear a thing.


Ear Wax
A secretion, varying from yellow to dark brown, from modified sweat glands within the ear. Its purpose is to lubricate and protect the delicate skin within the ears. Occasionally a build up of this substance can cause partial deafness, discomfort or pain and may require removal. This can be achieved with a special liquid available from pharmacists, or by syringing the ears with water or vacuum extraction by a qualified medical practitioner.
Example:
I've got so much ear wax I can't hear a thing


Ear Wax
Noun-

Ear Wax is a condensed form of Marijuana extract, like Hashish (Hash). Not as hard as regular Hash, not as runny as oil, and not as soft as butter. Just like wax.
Example:
I got a gram of Trainwreck "Ear Wax" last week for $60. That shit is so strong I'm still hit'n a little bit every day.


Ear wax shaming
Making fun of it shaming someone for the amount of wax in they're ears.
Example:
Ear wax shaming example

Evie:Have you seen weems ears? They're so waxy!

Mr Barley:Don't Ear wax shame weem!


ear wax method
When you cram your pinky finger into either your ear or the girls ear to get a ball of wax, then stuff the wax into her snatch to see if she squirms. If so she may have a std.
Example:
Andre knew it was safe to go raw dog after applying the ear wax method.


Ball Sack Ear Wax
A situation where a man don’t shower for a long time and be havin’ mold shit buildinup under they Ball Sack that feel like Ear Wax.
Example:
I haven’t groomed my junk in so long it’s growin’ Ball Sack Ear Wax.


lime green ear wax
Lime Green Ear Wax is a sexually transmitted illness involving infection of the ears.

Reference from Marshall Rodriguez, M.D.

-Causes-
Lime green Ear Wax is caused by the bacteria through unprotected sex.
Lime Green Ear Wax can cause a type of swelling (inflammation) of the ear. Lime green Ear wax and gonorrhea often occur together.
People who are sexually active and those with multiple sexual partners are at highest risk for a lime green ear wax infection.
Different strains of gonorrhea cause genital, eye, ear,lymph node, and respiratory infections.

-Symptoms-
Difficulty urinating

Painful urination
Lime Green Ear Wax

Burning sensation during urination
Discharge from the penis
Redness, swelling, itching of the opening of the urethra at tip of the penis and ears
Swelling and tenderness of the testicles
The symptoms can appear similar to those of infection with chlamydia, but continue even after after treatment
Example:
Dr.-"So what seems to be the problem?"
Patient-"Well Doc theres some lime green ear wax coming out of my ear..."
Dr.-"Sounds like you need to protect yourself"


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