long shlong

a word for having/describing a big pp



Long shlong
A giant peen sometimes mistaken for a pool noodle.
Example:
Bobby’s long shlong is sticking out of his shorts again!”


Long shlong
This is a dance that you do when you accomplish something extraordinary. Like hitting a homerun or getting a hat trick or something like that. You pretend to unzip your pants and use your arm to pretend to slam your dick on the ground while making a thud sound.
Example:
*johnny hits homerun
Teammates- hit that long shlong
Johnny- ok bet
*johnny performs the long shlong on home plate


Long shlong silver
A wildly popular Drink originating at one of Las Vegas largest poker rooms the Vennitian. Was created after a player claimed to another player that he had Pocket Shlongs. And other player required the floor management to explain what a shlong was. So in result of this explanation loudly being explained infront of hundreds of cash and tournament poker players. The man who announced he had pocket shlongs to the table was drinking double shot of patron silver and Red Bull. And the from this point called the Long Shlong silver. Or aka LSS. After this now the long shlong silver is available at the majority of poker rooms in Las Vegas.
Example:
That long shlong silver better be double patron silver and not that cheep well tequila


30 inch long shlong
What Donald Trump has stuffed in his tight little dress pants.
Example:
"Okay folks, you give me no choice! We're gonna impose tough tariffs, the toughest tariffs on C h i n a and that money is gonna pay for a great W A L L!" (crowd screams ecstatically)... (meanwhile in china) "Mr. Trump you cannot impose these tariffs on us, they are just dumb, why?" (Ambassador gets cockslapped across the room by an erect log of a dick) "That's where you're WRONG! I have the 30 inch long shlong!"


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