McFlurry
McFlurry
McFlurry
McFlurry
The act of tunneling an ice cream sandwich in your ass, then having a sexual partner felch, or suck it out with a straw.
Example:
Marc: Would you like a mcflurry?
Jess: Whats that?
Marc: Shove this Klondike up my ass and you will find out.
Marc: Would you like a mcflurry?
Jess: Whats that?
Marc: Shove this Klondike up my ass and you will find out.
McFlurry
A frozen confection from McDonalds with different toppings such as: M&Ms, Oreo, and GRANOLA. Also is never mixed by the incompetent staff of employees.
Example:
Mike: Can I have a McFlurry, MIXED.
Ryan: MIX IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Employee: Excuse me?
Mike: THEY DIDN'T MIX IT!!!
Ryan: BASTARDS!!
Mike: WHATS WRONG WITH THESE PEOPLE!!!
Mike: Can I have a McFlurry, MIXED.
Ryan: MIX IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Employee: Excuse me?
Mike: THEY DIDN'T MIX IT!!!
Ryan: BASTARDS!!
Mike: WHATS WRONG WITH THESE PEOPLE!!!
McFlurry
Used when a person wants to do something to another person (usually sexual or at least somewhat physical). It is used in a vague way to allow the listener to guess what the speaker is implying.
McFlurry
A sexual kink where you insert your penile device in someone's unclean, poop-ridden anus multiple times and ejaculate into it. Then you proceed to stir your penis around in it mimicking the movement of a McFlurry mixer machine.
Example:
Mike Hawk: Yoo dude I heard you got some serious cooch from Samantha last night!
Dixie Rex: Nah man, she wanted to me to give her a Mcflurry last night. My little man was not a big fan of it.
Mike Hawk: Yoo dude I heard you got some serious cooch from Samantha last night!
Dixie Rex: Nah man, she wanted to me to give her a Mcflurry last night. My little man was not a big fan of it.
McFlurry
The McFlurry is a pre/post-sentence appendage (written or verbal) used in colloquial arbitration and debate to confer confidence in one’s statements and invoke a lighthearted challenge with a friendly inconsequential wager - a McDonald's McFlurry. Direct translation of a "McFlurried" statement may read, “I bet you a McFlurry that (insert sentence).”
It should be noted that reconciliary collection of owed McFlurries is often not practiced amongst friends.
It should also be noted that challenges capitalized by a McFlurry do not always have to be measurable and are often subjective in nature (see example 3).
It should be noted that reconciliary collection of owed McFlurries is often not practiced amongst friends.
It should also be noted that challenges capitalized by a McFlurry do not always have to be measurable and are often subjective in nature (see example 3).