earwax
Your ears cumming after listening to sounds they think are good: ie tasteful music, your friend's voice, or Morgan Freeman.earwax buddys
When you share headphones with someone who might or might not have earwax. You share the wax when the douche stands up quickly and yanks both of earphones out and you scramble to get the ear plugs so you get then mixed up. *Shudders*
Charlottesville Earwax
A Charlottesville Earwax is where caramel sauce is heated slightly, then a penis is dipped into said sauce and then used for ear sex.
Earwax Consumer
Example:
Yaphet: "Help me, I'm an earwax consumer, it's true"
Priest Dave (the slave): "I pray for your soul"
Yaphet: "Help me, I'm an earwax consumer, it's true"
Priest Dave (the slave): "I pray for your soul"
shreks earwax
Example:
mmm shreks earwax
mmm shreks earwax
Scandinavian Earwaxer
It’s when a girl wraps her vagina over the victims ear and squeezes up to suck up all ear wax in ear.