edward cullen

is a very annoying vampire, who magically sparkles in the sunlight, is perfect, is very concied, a 108 virgin, how could that possible be atractive to 13 year old girls? but he gives girls orgazms...which is wrong because he really isn't that hot.



edward cullen

by anti twihard on Apr 11, 2009 02:43:30

Edward Cullen is a Mary Sue written for the sole purpose of encouraging girls aged eleven to fifteen to give up hard earned pocket money to Summit Entertainment and Little Brown and Co. He drives the perfect car. He has the perfect hair. He has the perfect face. He has the perfect body. He is also blindingly white and ice cold, which somehow translates out to sexy.

Many adults claim his character makes a positive influence on girls, stating that he encourages reading, and promotes themes like abstinence because he won't have sex with his girlfriend, Bella. However, they neglect to mention that he sneaks into a girl’s room without permission to watch her sleep, breaks down her car so she can’t see her best friend, forces his family to move away without saying goodbye to Bella in order to control her grieving process, and generally acts as a model of a controlling, abusive boyfriend. His behavior is excused, because fans of Twilight, the series he more or less stars in, claim he was doing it all “for Bella’s protection” or “because he loves her.”

Edward is a vampire with barely any of the consequences, and several added perks. When he goes out in sunlight, all he does is sparkle. He isn’t affected by crosses, or holy water. He can have children with humans. He’s super strong and super fast, and he reads minds.

All in all, he's a fictional character who provides girls with the perfect, abusive bad boy.
Example:
Hey, what are all those eleven year old girls shrieking about?

They're discussing Edward Cullen. They'll outgrow guys like him in a few years . . . I hope.


edward cullen

by Dr.Jester on Dec 17, 2008 08:34:42

a fictional vampire that makes pretty much every girl ages 12-21 wet whenever his name comes up.

the main male protagonist of the very overrated twilight series
Example:
Annoying girl: OMG Edward Cullen is so hott, stephenie meyer is so awesome lolol!!!!

Random Dude: Oh jesus, thats the 17th girl that ive heard babbling about edward in the last hour


edward cullen

by jamie kelsey on Jun 18, 2009 17:16:37

the biggest, ugliest, constipated-looking, non-homosapian to ever be alive. he just needs to get stabbed with a wooden cross and burn in a pit of lava
Example:
edward cullen is gayyyy!!!!!


edward cullen

by Outsiders perspective on Dec 19, 2008 05:21:32

one word : Homosexual

(If you dissagree find a man and ask him to wright down his every thought then read the edward version of twilight and you will find out no man thinks like that...unless they are homosexual)
Example:
guy 1: I love you and want to kiss you
Guy 2: Uhh.. *cough* edward cullen *cough*


edward cullen

by krizzywlc on Dec 24, 2008 14:03:29

considered by many "the hottest vampire/guy in the world", he is one of the main characters of the Twilight saga by Stephanie Meyer. Personally(if you're talking about the movie), I don't think he's that hot.
Example:
perosn 1#: OMG. I'm like sooo in love with edward cullen

person 2#: what is with you, he's just a guy and he's not that hot!


edward cullen

by Emolly on Nov 26, 2006 05:01:06

A vampire from stephenie meyer's twilight. He is in an adopted family with his father Carlisle, his mother Esme, his sisters Rosalee and Alice, and his two brothers, Jasper and Emmett. Edward is stuck with many problems every day being in love with Bella swan for he thrirsts for her blood yet he has saved her many times. He cares for bella more than anything else in the world.
Example:
"Bella." he stroked my face anxiously. "I'm not going anywhere. I'll be right here as long as you need me."
"Do you swear you won't leave me?" I whispered.
He put his hands on either side of my face close to mine. His eyes were wide and serious. "I swear".

(Passage from twilight with edward cullen and bella swan)


edward cullen

by twilightgirl on Nov 26, 2007 11:45:58

basically the perfect guy. he is one of the main characters in Stephanie Meyers books Twilight, New Moon and Eclispe. he is in love with bella swan. he is also a vampire. (not a average vampire that you see in movies with all the goth and the "i vant to suck ur blood" crap.) he is just a average person who is extreamly smart, talented and perfectly hot. he lives with other vampires who are equally gifted. carlisle, esme, emmet, rosalie, jasper and alice.
Example:
"did you stab edward cullen with a pencil or something?"
"do i dazzle you?" "frequently"
"and so the lion fell in love with the lamb"


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