elven

Of the elves or having to do with elves, the fairytale creature. Usually not used when referring to short Santa's elves.



elven wine
A euphemism for engaging in kinky, fantasy sex. Only offered in red and white. No rose.
Example:
"A short time later, both Aragorn and Arwen were revived on a snack of elven wine and fruit"


elven style
Butt stuff, as coined by the adult fantasy game Tales of Androgyny.

To do it "elven style".
Example:
"Hope you don't mind doing it elven style... not that I have much of a choice, given that you're a boy kitty in reality, aren't you?"


elven handjob
The act of receiving a hand job whilst having an arrow plunged through your throat
Example:
Guy1: What happened to Tommy.
Guy2: his girlfriend gave him an elven handjob


Elven Breathmint
The result of giving an Elf a blowjob, as their cum is said to be minty green. Also another name for a Grasshopper (the drink) because of its similar color.
Example:
Rhianna: "Elven Breathmints are delicious!"

Leo: "...Double entendre anyone?"


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