Excremental
by Flaminghorse on Jun 19, 2019 07:14:38
A word that describes something that is outright bullshit or a load of rubbish, with
excremental relating to fecal matter, the pure definition of shit. Something excremental is so
untrue that it makes you slowly lose
hope in humanity, results in immediate laughter, and makes you question whether or not you are hearing things.
Example:
Person 1: Hey, did you hear that a professor who has a
Ph.D. in
pseudoscience discovered that humans are descended from giant alien hawks from the 6th Dimension? That's means that humans are really multi-dimensional birds!
Person 2 (internal thoughts): I just can't describe how
excremental that statement is...I mean, how could anyone be so hopelessly dumb?
Person 2: **Bursts out laughing uncontrollably.**
excrementation
by mibutt on Dec 12, 2007 08:39:24
The process of creating an answer for a question using absolutely no real
data whatsoever. Derived from the words
excrement and iteration, it is synonomous with 'accessing the
rectal database'.
Example:
J.T. - Our sales
Veep really pulled those forecasts out of her ass, didn't she.
D.S. - Yeah, it was a brilliant display of excrementation.
Excrement
by wonderbra676 on Feb 21, 2007 03:52:14
To be used as an alternative to the word 'excellent' in a manner whereby just enough doubt is cast in the mind of the listener as to whether you really said 'excrement' or 'excellent'. Most effective when
teamed with the finger
pyramid of evil
contemplation and a suitably evil voice.
Example:
Person A: This cake is truly
fab
Person B: Yes, it is excrement.
Person A:
You won the lottery!
Person B: Excrement.