face-book
A sexual act. A face-book occurs when the man is not completely satisfied with the facial orifice upon which he desires completion. The man proceeds to
affix a piece of
pornographic literature on the lucky lass' face in the fashion of his desire. The man
ensures that the predesignated hole on the pornography aligns properly with the woman's. The man then attempts to produce as much ejaculate as possible into this hole.
face-book
by Big Gold on Oct 15, 2007 08:06:44
A sexual act. A face-book occurs when the man is not completely satisfied with the facial orifice upon which he desires completion. The man proceeds to
affix a piece of
pornographic literature on the lucky lass' face in the fashion of his desire. The man
ensures that the predesignated hole on the pornography aligns properly with the woman's. The man then attempts to produce as much ejaculate as possible into this hole.
Example:
"
Hey girl, can I sign you up for face-book?", "I
hooked up with
a 3, so I decided to get her on face-book"
face-book
by nelson_twins on Sep 07, 2009 11:37:07
"To immediately exit out of facebook when a "friend" you do not want to chat with (or know you are online) pops into the chat window."
I have a few facebook friends who are nothing more than old
acquaintances, and I should have really thought twice before being their Facebook friends (ie. people I never want to see again). Whenever they come online
to Facebook and appear in the chat window, I have to face-book before they know
I'm on too.
Example:
Oh damn, Mark just
logged into Facebook and is on my
chat screen. I gotta face-book before he sees me online.
face book
by TheOriginalPokegami on Mar 24, 2012 00:19:04
To
facepalm yourself with
reading material. Usually induced when a statement that generally causes a regular facepalm is said to somebody
reading, generally referring to what they are reading.
The Face Book
by Huge Binch on Jun 23, 2005 02:03:44
the ultimate
online stalker website used by collge girls to create gay profiles of themselves and college guys to find hot freshman to
slam.
Dapps
Example:
dude 1: who is that
binch, invite her to our party on saturday
dude 2: i dont know her
screen name or phone number
dude 1: just
facebook her
Face-Booked
by shottybotty on Apr 06, 2013 16:13:33
Faced-book
by dj syndo on Feb 21, 2009 13:12:54
When your on Facebook after drinking and decide to leave messages on your friends
walls that are stupid or
embarrassing. Similar to
drunk dialing your friends.
Example:
friend: So what did you do last night?
you: I drank half a bottle of
vodka and faced-booked
all my friends. I so don't want to
log on today and see what I wrote.....
Face"Booked"
by TheCalm1in661 on Dec 17, 2011 21:45:44
Posting your own individual statement on Facebook & being arrested for it; or "
Booked".
My own very hip logic
called for quotation marks around "Booked" as it had been something quoted by you on Facebook.
Example:
"...I should really quit this
rant before I
get Face"
Booked!".
"Did you hear that they got Face"Booked" for saying that?".
Face Book Cutie
by awsomo411 on Apr 27, 2011 12:10:03
1. a person, most likely a girl, that posts very sexy/ seductive pictures
ot themselves on
face book so that many people my comment on how "cute" or "beautiful" they look, in a sad attempt to feel better about themselves.
2. A girls who's face book pictures
highlight her best features in order to make her look more attractive than she is in reality.
Example:
1. Dam that chicks such a
face boo cutie, look at how many dudes commented on her bikini picture.
2.
Trust me bro, forget about her pics shes not that great. shes just
face book cutie.
Face Book Target
by Raptorwyatt on Apr 07, 2010 05:44:48
Face Book Target is a recipient of abuse from
the Face Book Bully. They suffer repeated acts over time that involves a real or perceived imbalance of power with the more powerful Face Book individual or Face Book group
abusing those on Face Book who are less powerful.
The power imbalance may be social power.
The victim of bullying is sometimes referred to as a Face Book Target.
Example:
That one who has an evil friend who always has to have
the last word on every single post. Or has that one who has to dominate every posting with the very last comment...
Sue can you believe, I am
spanking Tony , by
dominating every one of his posts and I always have the last comment on every one of his posts, He is such a Face Book Target!!!!!