log on
A term used to describe one expressing
disproportionate levels of hatred for someone, often including
wishing them physical harm, usually for perceived "
crimes" that they are "guilty" of.
Log
by Mickeymysterious1 on Apr 24, 2009 23:03:36
A very firm and
large turd. Often the result of constipation that has caused several days worth of poo buildup. It can be very painful from stretching the hole much wider than normal. Other problems caused by logs can include
getting stuck because of excessive thickness
got one hanging and very extended times sitting on the toilet due to excessive length.
Logging
by JonnoR on Mar 27, 2012 17:04:04
When you do a massive turd and then get off the toilet and cut the turd in half with your pee. It takes some skill. Usually a
tradition passed from father
to son. As made famous in the episode of south park
reverse cow girl Example:
Jon: I put my flannel shirt on to lay a massive turd and then cut that log in half with my pee.
James: wow man did your
pappy teach you the tradition of
logging? Will you
pass it on to your son?
log
by El-Keter on Oct 11, 2002 09:13:41
Logging
by Trollhunter on Mar 15, 2012 11:12:04
The act of when a man takes a
huge dump in the
toliet, then get up to urinate on the turd to cut it in half so it can
flush down.
log
by whorrorshow on May 05, 2007 11:05:31
Example:
She pretty much
deserved a good
logging after the horrible joke she told, but no one with enough
viagra was around to do it.
The log
by Tempest_Beta on Feb 24, 2006 05:28:24
logging it
by RabarJabar on Jun 20, 2009 13:06:16
A state of being in which a person attempts to
hold in a
crap i.e his "
logs".
Example:
Rhyne: "Hey Josh, why are you sweating so much?"
Josh" "Because I ate three bean burritos this morning and this
fuckwit of a teacher won't let me go, so
I'm stuck here logging it."
Logging On
by Doug_Cohen on Mar 30, 2011 06:19:30
Logging
by Glengarry Glenross on Jun 30, 2011 22:08:25
The art of strategically placing a fresh turd on a person's shoulder. To achieve total "
logging efficiency", one must place said fresh turd on the shoulder for as long as possible before the source of
the stench is found.
Example:
Steve's insightful opinions on foreign politics were completely undermined by the existence of a fully fledged
log on his shoulder.
Steve: It is my opinion that the new
government's policies are completely-
Jim: Dude, you have a turd on your shoulder.
Steve: Oh man, I totally got logged!
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Gary is a true
logging ninja