Face-Booked

when you get called out on your shitty status post, or for posting a lie on facebook.



face-book
A sexual act. A face-book occurs when the man is not completely satisfied with the facial orifice upon which he desires completion. The man proceeds to affix a piece of pornographic literature on the lucky lass' face in the fashion of his desire. The man ensures that the predesignated hole on the pornography aligns properly with the woman's. The man then attempts to produce as much ejaculate as possible into this hole.
Example:
"Hey girl, can I sign you up for face-book?", "I hooked up with a 3, so I decided to get her on face-book"


The Face Book
the ultimate online stalker website used by collge girls to create gay profiles of themselves and college guys to find hot freshman to slam. Dapps
Example:
dude 1: who is that binch, invite her to our party on saturday
dude 2: i dont know her screen name or phone number
dude 1: just facebook her


face-book
A sexual act. A face-book occurs when the man is not completely satisfied with the facial orifice upon which he desires completion. The man proceeds to affix a piece of pornographic literature on the lucky lass' face in the fashion of his desire. The man ensures that the predesignated hole on the pornography aligns properly with the woman's. The man then attempts to produce as much ejaculate as possible into this hole.
Example:
"Hey girl, can I sign you up for face-book?", "I hooked up with a 3, so I decided to get her on face-book"


face-book
"To immediately exit out of facebook when a "friend" you do not want to chat with (or know you are online) pops into the chat window."

I have a few facebook friends who are nothing more than old acquaintances, and I should have really thought twice before being their Facebook friends (ie. people I never want to see again). Whenever they come online to Facebook and appear in the chat window, I have to face-book before they know I'm on too.
Example:
Oh damn, Mark just logged into Facebook and is on my chat screen. I gotta face-book before he sees me online.


Faced-book
When your on Facebook after drinking and decide to leave messages on your friends walls that are stupid or embarrassing. Similar to drunk dialing your friends.
Example:
friend: So what did you do last night?

you: I drank half a bottle of vodka and faced-booked all my friends. I so don't want to log on today and see what I wrote.....


Face"Booked"
Posting your own individual statement on Facebook & being arrested for it; or "Booked".

My own very hip logic called for quotation marks around "Booked" as it had been something quoted by you on Facebook.
Example:
"...I should really quit this rant before I get Face"Booked!".

"Did you hear that they got Face"Booked" for saying that?".


Face Book Cutie
1. a person, most likely a girl, that posts very sexy/ seductive pictures ot themselves on face book so that many people my comment on how "cute" or "beautiful" they look, in a sad attempt to feel better about themselves.

2. A girls who's face book pictures highlight her best features in order to make her look more attractive than she is in reality.
Example:
1. Dam that chicks such a face boo cutie, look at how many dudes commented on her bikini picture.

2. Trust me bro, forget about her pics shes not that great. shes just face book cutie.


Face Book Target
Face Book Target is a recipient of abuse from the Face Book Bully. They suffer repeated acts over time that involves a real or perceived imbalance of power with the more powerful Face Book individual or Face Book group abusing those on Face Book who are less powerful.

The power imbalance may be social power.

The victim of bullying is sometimes referred to as a Face Book Target.
Example:
That one who has an evil friend who always has to have the last word on every single post. Or has that one who has to dominate every posting with the very last comment...

Sue can you believe, I am spanking Tony , by dominating every one of his posts and I always have the last comment on every one of his posts, He is such a Face Book Target!!!!!


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