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fastball

The act of cupping a fart in your hand and then throwing it at someone.

fastball

by cclark on Mar 16, 2007 00:12:15

where u slap your balls on to your partners face until they bleed

Example:
My friend gave my mom a fastball.

Fastball

by Pat the Rat on Oct 21, 2008 10:44:11

A very nice band that formed in Austin, Texas in the 1990s.

Example:
"Dude, did you hear that song by Fastball, "The Way?" it's amazing!"

Fastball

by PerkWitaK on Oct 06, 2017 22:15:22

When you shoot fecal matter out of your rectum with velocity causing a stain on the back of the toilet; usually when you have to go real bad

Example:
Damn bro. I hit that with a fastball so bad it looks late someone got their brains blown out!

Fastball

by El Toro Grande on Sep 16, 2004 08:14:59

A so-so Houston based band. Had 1 hit, The Way, in the mid-ish 90's.

Example:
"But where were they going without ever knowing the way?"

Fastball

by sheener55 on Mar 30, 2011 22:30:27

infamous hashtag that is trending nationwide thanks to Charlie Sheen.

Example:
Ready for my next #fastball, world? PLAN BETTER Applies to everything where an excuse now sits. Try it. U won't be wrong. Ever. #PlanBetter

Fastball

by Rodney Basil on Oct 04, 2003 09:44:13

Fastest pitch in baseball. There are several varieties, such as the 4-seam, 2-seam, cutter, and split.

Example:
Got him swinging at the 2-2 fastball.

Fastball

by Rodney Farva on Sep 07, 2005 11:44:01

1. A High Speed Pitch From A Pitcher On The Opposing Baseball Team
2. The State Police Term For A Afro- American Male. Used By Sliding 2 Fingers Up and Down Your Fore-Arm. Also See Deuce

Example:
1. That Pitcher Threw A 101 MPH. Fastball And Struck Me Out.
2. I Pulled A Car Over Last Night For D.U.I. And The Driver Was A Drunk Fastball...

Fastball

by Ryan Leighton on Feb 10, 2005 05:16:56

When you place your hand in a cup-shaped form behind your ass. Then you fart into your hand and move your hand (still in cup shape) towards your friend / person's nose, carrying the fart in it. Hence a fastball.

Example:
My fastball just knocked out Kim Dollof.

Jellyfish Fastball

by Hoostin10 on Sep 20, 2011 17:56:57

This move is done after engaging in doggystyle secks. The man ejaculates into the woman's vagina. He then holds his hand like a cup underneath the semen (Jellyfish) filled vagina. With his other hand he grabs the woman's side and begins to tickle her. If done correctly it will cause a muscle contraction that forces the semen from the vagina into the cupped hand. When the woman turns to look back to see what is going on, that is when the male siezes the opportunity and hits her right in between the eyes with a Jellyfish Fastball.

Example:
That bitch was so pissed when I hit her with a sidearm Jellyfish Fastball!

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