the 10 Commandments

1- Thou shall have no other CoDs before Modern Warfare 4.2- Don't take the Lord's heroin through your veins.3- Remember the Sabbath so thee knows when it's time to report for work like a good sheep.4- Honor thy father & thy mother or else they'll Exodus 21 thy ass.5- Thou shall not grill.6- Thou shall not Neflix & chill. Except the Sabbath.7- Even though Boomer's ruined the economy and didn't give thee a chance, don't steal unless it's from the government.8- Thou shall not Peepin' Tom thy neighbor.9- Thou shall not shove it in thy neighbor's wife.10- actually leave your fuckin neighbor alone.



The 10 Commandments
1. You shall have no other God’s before me.

2. Thou shalt not make unto thee any graven images.

3. Thou shalt not take the name of the Lord thy God in vain.

4. Remember the Sabbath day and keep it Holy.

5. Honor your father and mother.

6. Thou shalt not kill. — God wants us to protect human life.

7. Thou shalt not commit adultery.

8. Thou shalt not steal.

9. Thou shall not bear false witness.

10. You shall not covet.

I'm sure the Urban Dictionary has the meanings of the words, I would tell you, but that would probably be to long of a definition. Read Exodus 20 for more answers.
Example:
"The 10 Commandments are..."


10 commandments
1.) Give all of ypur money to Kaysie.
2.) Work as a slave for Kaysie.
3.) Make food for Kaysie.
4.) Clean for Kaysie.
5.) Kill spiders and other bugs for Kaysie.
6.) Do homework for Kaysie.
7.) Worhsip Kaysie.
8.) Buy stuff for Kaysie.
9.) Abandon everything and only think about Kaysie.
10.) Kaysie is love, Kaysie is life.
Example:
Kaysie is the 10 commandments, the Quran, Bible, Satanic Scriptures, and Torah.


the 10 commandments of video games
A series of things to always remember when gaming in your lair

1. Thou shall play video games and keep them Holy
2. Thou shall drink Coca Cola Classic
3. Thou shall not throw thy game controller
4. Thou shall not use any cheating devices
5. Thou shall remember to save your game often
6. Thou shall take a 15 minute station break if thous is feeling frustrated
7. Thou shall not play video games on a school night
8. Thou shall treat thy game systems with respect
9. Thou shall be immature while playing Pokemon
10. Thou shall eat Supreme Pizza while playing videos
Example:
The 10 commandments of video games are special rules designed by me in order to have a good time while gaming


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