Tillamook Definition| Urban Word Dictionary

Tillamook

a green furry vicious and dangerous animal that will kill you without even thinking about it.

tillamook

by Lola on May 02, 2005 07:02:32

A really small city in oregon. It stinks most of the time, but if you lived here you wouldn't notice it. We make cheese that's tasty, and ice cream which is also tasty. The downside of living here is that there is NOTHING to do...ever!!!

Example:
Tillamook stinks but it's worth it for our dairy.

Tillamook is really, really, really boring.

tillamook

by WingnutsAcolyte on Nov 12, 2003 07:27:23

Some of the greatestcheese ever made on the planet earth. A copyrighted name.

Example:
I just ate some delicious tillamook Mmmmm Mmmm Mmmm

Tillamook Tickle

by BigButton on Jul 14, 2015 12:04:01

The act of getting tea-bagged while simultaneously tickling your partners taint.

Example:
As the sunset became more romantic she softly whispered in the Colonel's ear "can we, can we, do the Tillamook Tickle tonight Angus?"

Tillamook Bob

by fixtaco on Jan 21, 2010 07:37:57

Surly folk inhabiting the coastal lowlands of the Pacific Northwest. Known for having a style made up of shorts that are too short for any man and an ensemble of clothing that seemed to have originated from Native American tribal members crossed with French Canadian fur trappers and Burt Reynolds. Typically these beasts emerge in parties, wedding receptions, bar mitzvah's, cruise ships, and bingo parlors smelling of cheap whiskey and malt liquor. It is after ambushing these events that they attempt to entertain guests and make eyes with any and all willing party goers. Often putting on displays of song and dance similar to those of the Dayak headhunters but with sexually ambiguous undertones.

Example:
Dude, did you see that guy driving the '83 Iroc with the inflatable doll passenger? He was a complete Tillamook Bob with that over-grown mullet and buckskin jacket. I wonder who's party he was going to crash?

Tillamook Mudslide

by Grizzwold34 on Apr 08, 2021 03:43:50

Performing anal sex while simultaneously being caught in a landslide on the Oregon Coast.

Example:
I waited on the side of the mountain to make sure I gave my girl the Tillamook Mudslide.

Tillamook Mudslide

by Dawber=Turkoglu on Aug 03, 2022 09:54:35

When anal sex triggers massive diarrhea on the part of the receiver. So entitled because the resulting spray of shit, lube, and cum resembles the namesake ice cream.

Example:
Chad was taking Allie up the backside and thought it was the best ever until he unclogged her colon and got a Tillamook mudslide all over his bed.

Tillamook County Lie Detector Test

by Alfred E. Pnuemyn on Jan 21, 2011 14:11:37

A practice used by cruel, corrupt, and heavy-handed police officers to force a confession. From the song "Tillamook County Jail" by Todd Snider: "I've got a lump on my head and boot print on my chest/from what the guys in here call the Tillamook County Lie Detector Test/Well I did my best/but it's a tough test not to fail"

Tillamook County is in Oregon, of course.

Example:
1st Heavy-handed pig with huge, hairy, pussy-tickler mustache. "Found this hippy hitch-hiking on I-5."

2nd Heavy-handed pig, "Well, administer the Tillamook County Lie Detector Test, and we'll have him confess to vagrancy, illegal trespassing, resisting arrest, and armed robbery. And we'll check the files for any unsolved crimes we can have him confess to."

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