flight attendant
flight crew employed mainly for safety of the
aircraft. but in asia most are employed mainly upon "pleasing personality", which is equivalent to good looks, great physique and a positive aura. most flight attendants in asia are models,
cheerleaders, barely-of-legal age.
flight attendant
by The Shreevester on Oct 07, 2003 09:20:43
Example:
Due to the
strict academemic and
intellectual prerequesits of working at McDonalds,
Bambi decided to become a flight attendant instead.
flight attendant
by Jason H. in Memphis on Aug 04, 2010 08:21:09
The person who waits on you on planes. Guys are usually
gayer than Christmas at Macy*s. I don't say that in a disparaging way as
I am gay myself. They and their usually straight female coworkers usually have ADHD and think of serving peanuts and drinks in a
cramped tube with stale, sick air circulating is somehow glamorous. They usually didn't go to or finish college.
Example:
How to piss off a flight attendant: Hey Mary, you fucking
Waffle House waitress of the skies! Pull the lead out of your ass and bring me some more peanuts and another glass of
pineapple juice! And make it
snappy!
Flight Attendant
by That Guy93 on May 03, 2010 04:19:37
Flight attendant
by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian on Sep 05, 2023 08:25:36
Example:
The way Jane was treated by the
flight attendants was far superior to the "professional service" she received when she called her
ISP to
cancel her internet plan.
Flight Attendant
by Retardedlolifan on Oct 01, 2019 13:00:39
Somebitch whodistracts you and all they know how to say is sir they should really STFU and move the cart if you say something rude to them you will be punished when really they are complete bullshit the airlines can even survive with out them
Flight attendant: excuse me sir
Me: Fuck off im
trying to sleep
Flight attendant you will get punished for cussing on the plane
Me: hijacks plane and Flies it in to a hill
boston flight attendant
by Nicks_lit on Jun 05, 2018 03:03:40
Example:
Dodo-Yo nick? What's good?
Nick- bro I just got a
Boston flight.
Dodo-who was the Boston flight attendant?
Nick- some
beezie I forgot her name