the Bulldog

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bulldog
Mooning someone while pushing your genitalia backwards toward your butt crack. Similar to a fruit salad
Example:
As the nuns drove by in the car, I gave them a bulldog.


Bulldog
Bulldog is a term used for an older man, usually 45+ years of age, that prefers the company of women at least 20 years his junior. Most encounters with bulldogs are innocent, but he will gladly bed a young women if she is willing. A bulldog should not be confused with his more popular and sexy cousin the silver fox.

Bulldogs are typically wrinkly and physically unfit, giving them a rounded physique. Most are short and stout in stature, though it is not uncommon to find a taller version. Despite their physically unattractive appearance, bulldogs have a very magnetic, charismatic, and friendly personality. It is this personality that attracts their younger partners. Of course, money helps as well. They are often described by their admirers as "cute" but rarely "handsome", "hot", or "sexy".

Bulldogs often fall prey to young women who lead them on and take advantage of their friendly nature and financial security.
Example:
Is that dude her father or her bulldog?

How does a bulldog like him pull a chick like her?

I think that bulldog over there is making eyes at you. Invite him over so he will buy us some drinks.

Man...Where are all the hot guys? All I see in here are a bunch of bulldogs.


bulldogging
Well, for those of you that are familiar with rodeo you know what that means. It's when one peson jumps off a horse and grabs the steers horns and tries to get all the steers legs off the ground for a spit decond, and it goes a little like this: There are two horses and a steer. One rider and horse on each side of the steer, the rider on the right is to keep the steer running in a straight line, the rider on the left will just off their horse and grab the steers horns and as quickly as possible try to get all four of the steers legs off the ground for a split second, and it's a hell of allota fun.
Example:
Cowboy up you pussy lets do some bulldogging, that steer ain't gonna hurt ya.


bulldog
verb(v) - to bring home an object from a bar that you paid for(or didn't pay for) as a souvenir. A reference to a New Orleans bar that allows patrons to bring home specially designed bar glasses on Wednesday nights.
Example:
The drinks were in a hour-shaped glass and $20 a piece, so I bulldogged the glass.


The Bulldog
Another in the lineage of Dick Tricks whereby one gets down on all fours, preferably naked, after tucking the penis and balls back between ones legs. When properly done, the effect will resemble that of a male Bulldog, with the scrotum and testicles hanging down under the rectum. This trick should also include a growl, and typically is listed at a medium-hard trick to pull off, because of the necessity to be naked. Bonus points can be earned by holding a shoe or slipper in ones mouth, and growling loudly while performing this trick.
Example:
Brad walked in the door, and was totally caught off guard by the The Bulldog that was aimed his way.


Bulldogging
When a male tucks his genitalia between his legs while nude and bends over, giving the appearance of a bulldog from the rear.
Example:
Guy 1: Man, I can't remember much of last night.

Guy 2: You were pretty wasted. You downed a bottle of vodka and then you started bulldogging my in-laws.

Guy1: Sorry son.


bulldog
An extremely large, beat up vagina. Usually consisting of long, wrinkly lips dripping with "saliva" cream and abnormal protruding snaggled teeth. Usually found on women with muffin tops and bat wing arms.
Example:
That chick last night wasn't bad lookin til she dropped her pants and wanted me to pet her bulldog. No way was she gettin my begging strip!


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