Blood Shortage
A man has a brain and a penis, but only enough blood to run one at a time. A Blood Shortage occurs when you have to think logically while you have an erection. This cannot be done and the results are usually not desired.
shortage
Shortage - a clever way to describe a collection of things in a deminishing size (collective noun).worker shortage
Worker shortage describes the set of circumstances where employers do not pay sufficient renumeration to compensate people for the work being carried out. More commonly known in the past as 'not paying enough for them to give a damb' the term worker-shortage has been used as a comfort blanket for employers to help them in their delusion that paying poverty wages is sufficient. The term is widely used in error and by institutions that see workers as a controllable expense rather than human beings.
Example:
The lack of wage inflation for the decades has caused a worker shortage in the lowest paid jobs.
The lack of wage inflation for the decades has caused a worker shortage in the lowest paid jobs.
Leicester’s conker shortage
January 7th the tragic day when all the conkers in Leicester were munched and gobbled up by Teece Roolan (current conker eating world record holder) . Kids woke up with despair as they woke up and found there were no conkers left . Go to the go fund me page to help Teece’s addiction.
Example:
Oh no it’s January 7th the day of Leicester’s conker shortage, let’s have a minute of silence for the lost conkers
Oh no it’s January 7th the day of Leicester’s conker shortage, let’s have a minute of silence for the lost conkers
Sanitary Supply Shortage
The ultimate downfall of mankind. The Sanitary Supply Shortage, refers to a shortage in the availability of toilet paper, tissues, paper towels, or in some cases, even leaves.
Whether it's a glance at the empty roll when finishing up on the toilet seat, or an empty tissue box after excessive masturbation, a Sanitary Supply Shortage, will induce panic in even the most prominent of males.
Whether it's a glance at the empty roll when finishing up on the toilet seat, or an empty tissue box after excessive masturbation, a Sanitary Supply Shortage, will induce panic in even the most prominent of males.
Example:
Examples of Sanitary Supply Shortages:
Jimmy thought he would save time by doing his business in the forest. It wasn't until later, that he realised, he had forgotten to logically calculate, that it was winter time, and the trees had already shed their leaves.
Scott reached out to his tissue box to begin the cleanup, but instead of being greeted by the warm feel of an abundance of papery goodness; he felt cold card, it was at this point he knew, he would have to direct his search towards the trash can, for second hand sanitary supplies, were better than no sanitary supplies.
Examples of Sanitary Supply Shortages:
Jimmy thought he would save time by doing his business in the forest. It wasn't until later, that he realised, he had forgotten to logically calculate, that it was winter time, and the trees had already shed their leaves.
Scott reached out to his tissue box to begin the cleanup, but instead of being greeted by the warm feel of an abundance of papery goodness; he felt cold card, it was at this point he knew, he would have to direct his search towards the trash can, for second hand sanitary supplies, were better than no sanitary supplies.
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White-Out Shortage
When a guy goes and has sex with someone, but nothin comes out and he ends up firing up blanks because he mastrubated to frequently before having sex.
Example:
As a result of jerking off 5 times a day, Simon went through a temporary White-Out Shortage when he had sex with his girl friend.
As a result of this hies girl friend dumped him and he started jerking off 6 times a day. He later sprained his wrist and needed his wrist to be amputated.
As a result of jerking off 5 times a day, Simon went through a temporary White-Out Shortage when he had sex with his girl friend.
As a result of this hies girl friend dumped him and he started jerking off 6 times a day. He later sprained his wrist and needed his wrist to be amputated.
the great dude shortage of 1883
This is a fake historical event that has been mentioned about Barney Stinson in the show How I Met Your Mother (2005-2014). Barney mentions this event when there was not so many guys in the night club.
Show: How I Met Your Mother (2005-2014)
Season: 3
Episode: 12- No Tomorrow
Time: 5:00
Show: How I Met Your Mother (2005-2014)
Season: 3
Episode: 12- No Tomorrow
Time: 5:00
Example:
"Bodyguard: Yeah. Sorry, guys. Look, if it was just you two, you can go in right now. But we got nothing but girls in there. People are gonna start thinking it's a lesbian bar.
Barney: Would you excuse us for a minute? (To Ted) Ted I'm going to be hones. I was full of it with that whole Nostradamus thing.
Ted: No! (sarcastic)
Barney: But I'm starting to think there is some serious planetary cr*p going on here tonight. Never in the history of New York City nightclubs has there been a shortage of dudes. Now even during the great dude shortage of 1883. We've got to ditch these girls. (The ones accompanying them)"
"Bodyguard: Yeah. Sorry, guys. Look, if it was just you two, you can go in right now. But we got nothing but girls in there. People are gonna start thinking it's a lesbian bar.
Barney: Would you excuse us for a minute? (To Ted) Ted I'm going to be hones. I was full of it with that whole Nostradamus thing.
Ted: No! (sarcastic)
Barney: But I'm starting to think there is some serious planetary cr*p going on here tonight. Never in the history of New York City nightclubs has there been a shortage of dudes. Now even during the great dude shortage of 1883. We've got to ditch these girls. (The ones accompanying them)"
The toilet paper shortage of 2020
The Corona virus has apparently caused everyone to shit themselves and thus but 9000 rolls of toilet paper.
Our children will not believe this.
Our children will not believe this.
The Great Moroccan Kleenex Shortage of 08-09
In March of 2008 the demand for Kleenex's in Morocco increased at an unbelievable rate. The Moroccan King asked for everyone to stay calm. He attributed the increase in demand for Kleenex to Peace Corps volunteers spending too much time in their masterbatorium, spanktuary, spank schack, whack shack, jack shack, flip n jack, finger hut, spank cave, spank wagon, cumgeon, cum station, lunch punch, stroke boat, spank bank, corner of crank, jerk hut, masturbation station, spankmobile, homostead, spank shed, and master barriums. In particular, undercover sources attibute the increase to one "King of Crank" J-Lub (known for exceptional stroking form.) When asked for comment, J-Lub simply said "whatever dude, I'm gonna go listen to some music." The King has told people to hold strong. The King also claimed that supplies are expected to return to normal around the time of Tallstacks 2010.
Example:
Oh man, I shouldn't have ate all that spicy couscous. Now I can't blow my nose due to The Great Moroccan Kleenex Shortage of 08-09
Oh man, I shouldn't have ate all that spicy couscous. Now I can't blow my nose due to The Great Moroccan Kleenex Shortage of 08-09