for your face

A one-size-fits-all retort guaranteed to amuse or annoy.For reasons that elude linguists, sociologists, and recipients alike, the phrase is sometimes held by its proponents to be the greatest comeback ever, and one to which no reply is possible.Several studies have found a relationship between the humor value of "your face", the number of repetitions, and the average age of the audience. A commonly cited example gives the relationship as:humor = 2^(n * (1 - abs(13 - age)))This model predicts that for ages 12-14 "your face" never gets old. For age 13 its humor grows geometrically, hence a sequence of "your face" retorts may only end due to anoxia or exhaustion.For everyone else "your face" just isn't funny.



your face
The ultimate comback to ANY and ALL insults thrown at you.....also something you can say if you dont know what to say. When someone asks you a question, you can say "YOUR FACE!" This saying will also get your friends or ANYONE pissed, and leave.
Example:
person 1 : your fat
person 2 : your FACE is fat!
person 1 : Your ugly!
person 2 : Your FACE is ugly!!
person 1 : well.....YOUR STUPID!
person 2 : YOUR FACE IS STUPID!!
person 1 : (Runs away crying)
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person 1 : Hey guys look at the cow!
person 2 : YOUR FACE!
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person 1 : hey who wants to go to the movies today?
person 2 : ...........YOUR FACE!
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person 1 : Did you do your homework?
person 2 : YOUR FACE!
person 1 : SHUT UP! im asking you a question!
person 2 : YOUR FACE!
person 1 : I said SHUT THE FUCK UP!
person 2 : Yeah and i said YOUR FACE!
person 1 : GOD DAMMIT, BITCH!!
person 2 : ok i'll stop........YOUR FACE!!
person 1 : fuck you bastard!! (Leaves)
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person 1 : man, im tired.......
person 2 : shut up!
person 1 : YOUR FACE SHOULD SHUT UP!
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(playing video games)
person 1 : HaHa im beating u!
person 2 : YOUR FACE!
person 1 : doesnt matter im STILL beating you!
person 2 : Your face!!!!
person 1 : God enough!
person 2 : YOUR FACE YOUR FACE YOUR FACE YOUR FACE YOUR FACE YOUR FACE YOUR FACE!!
person 1 : FUCK!! (Stops playing, and leaves)


your face
a phrase that can be added as a prefix or suffix to any insult as a comeback.
Example:
Dude: You're ugly.
Guy: Your face is ugly. (prefix)
Dude: That's hella stpid
Guy: Not as stupid as your face! (suffix)
Dude: That makes no sense
Guy: Your face doesn't make sense!
Dude: I'm leaving.
Guy: I'd leave to if I had your face.


your face is
Second of a logical progression of traded insults that can be applied to any statement, providing the other person plays along. Can be used when another person tries to turn an offhand statement back on you. Providing you are the one to make this statement, your victory is guaranteed.

Upon stating that something is (adjective) and having another person turn this back on you by stating that YOU are (adjective), you will respond that their face is (adjective). They will try to counter that your mother is (adjective), but upon stating that their mother is a whore, you will win, because nothing beats that.

Your opponent might predict where this is going early on and try to break order, but this just shows them to be a fucking douche.

Originates from a strip in the Gigaville webcomic.
Example:
A: That's fucking stupid.
B: You're stupid.
A: Your face is stupid.
B: Your mom's stupid.
A: Your mom's a whore.
B: Oh yeah, well... shit.


in your face
defiantly confrontational; also an exclamation of contempt

According to the The American Heritage Dictionary of Idioms, this slangy phrase originated in sports journalism about basketball during the 1970's as a phrase of contempt used against the opposing team and extended to other areas in the 1980s.
Example:
"In your face, mister."


Your Face
An insult used for humor or annoyance.
Example:
Person 1: Dude, you're a jerk.
Person 2: Your face is a jerk.
Person 1: Your mom is a jerk.
Person 2: Your mom's face.
Person 1: Your mom's face's mom.
Person 2: Your mom's face's mom's jerkface.
Person 1: Your mom's face's mom's face's mom.
Person 2: Your mom's face's mom's face's mom's face.
Person 1: Well, your mom's face's mom's face's mom's face's mom! And my daddy can beat up your daddy.
Person 2: STFU JERK!
Person 1: Your face...
Person 3: Both of you STFU and post your conversation at www.urbandictionary.com
Person 1 and Person 2: Your face! *high five*


your face
Coming from 'your mom' and yo momma. Just to get off the subject of peoples' moms and how to insult them, people
decided to use one of the most valued parts of the body....the face.

used mostly to annoy and/or confuse people, your face is a term used by thousands of people around the world.
Example:
Confusing:

A: Hello B!
B: Your face!

Annoying:

A: I had a nice time talking to....YOUR FACE!!!
B: Say what?
A: Say....YOUR FACE!!
B: Shut up!
A: YOUR FACE!!!!!!!
B: I'm leaving...*leaves*
A: YOUR FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACE!!!!!!

Insulting(this has happend to me alot):

A: I saw something weird today...
B: What? YOUR FACE????


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