forklift

Start in a squatting position with a girl on your cock. Lift her vertically, then run around the room and slowly lower her onto something, preferably near a bunch of boxes. Pull out, and make beeping noises as you do so.



forklift
when you shove one hand into a girls vagina and then the other hand in her ass hole and then lifts her up
Example:
"i totally gave her a forklift this weekend...she wont be walking for a while."
"yeah i saw her in a wheelchair today."


forklift
The act of one male inserting the penis into the females anus and lifting her off the ground without the use of hands or arms.
Example:
JT sprained his penis in the act of forklifting his half retarded sister.


forklift
To kick someone in the crotch (e.g. the "fork" of the legs) so hard that it lifts him or her off the ground. Not as effective against females.
Example:
Guy 1: Hey, did you see DBZ last night?
Guy 2: Yeah, man! Goku forklifted Vegeta into space!


The Forklift
When a Man bends his elbows while his arms are in a 90° angle by his sides and recieves an akward hug from his significant other.
Example:
"Look at him, he's going in with The Forklift"
"Yeah, The Forklift is so romantic and akward at the same time"


Forklifting
Using your two thumbs, either in the vagina or anus to lift the person being forklifted off the ground.
Example:
Boy 1: I was with this girl last week and I managed to lift her off the ground by putting my thumbs inside her
Boy 2: You forklifted her?
Boy 1: Forklifting is a thing?


Forklift
This is when you approach a standing, unsuspecting girl from behind and penetrate her anally, lifting her off the ground.
Example:
Craig saw her across the room and immediately charged in for a forklift.


forklifting
Forklifting is used to describe the pursuit of a fat chick by a desperate male. If one succeeds in bagging a tundra pig, he has been successful in forklifting. Forklifting is looked down upon so most men will try to hide their forklifting efforts.
Example:
Shane forklifted his prom date after a few mike's at the bonfire.

I found out my friend Justin has been out forklifting downtown, and he said he was at home playing halo.


The Forklift
The Forklift, where one hangs a towel from one's cock
Example:
"Look, he's doing The Forklift"


Forklift
1.the man tucks his penis behind his legs and steers himself in reverse into the womans mouth for oral sex from the rear. *reverse truck sounds can be made for heavier set males*
**caution: failure to hit target perfectly could result is serious injury**

2. Step 2 in the process of the foghorn.

See foghorn.
Example:
I forklifted that chick and she didn't even see it comming.

I tried to forklift that chick, but she wouldn't budge.

I fell down while attempting a forklift and was in the hospital for 3 weeks.


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