foul ball
When you are
pooping and the
length of your turd would cause you to normally have to
raise up off of it, but it breaks and falls forward hitting your testicles.
foul ball
by kajoe on Dec 07, 2006 08:52:22
Example:
Richard thought he had a
hernia but it actually turned out to be a foul ball. They popped that
sucker out and dropped a new
superball in his sack.
foul ball
by Mark Twain on Feb 26, 2005 12:17:09
foul ball
by R. Kemp on Aug 23, 2006 16:26:18
A dirty prank where someone
poops in the water tank of a
commode, leaving a rank smell and bits of poop showing up in the water everytime you flush.
foul ball
by fuck_you5times on Nov 26, 2008 12:24:28
foul ball
by Shiggity Shiggity Shiggity on Jun 03, 2011 02:57:38
A
shemale or transsexual, discovered when getting to sexual second or
third base, and more rarely, when attempting a straight
home run.
Origin: Plays off of a baseball hit into foul territory, and the sexual "bases"
Example:
Person 1: "Did you get to
third base last night?"
Person 2: "Nah
mang, she turned out to be a
foul ball!"
Person 1: "That's pretty foul!"
foul ball
by The V.I.P. on Jan 20, 2005 11:07:37
A sexual situation where the male is
going to town own a girl. Just before blowing his load he sticks his fingers in her ass and smears the contents on his balls. He then shoots his load onto her face to make a nice line and then
teabags her. His balls will either
go left or right and thus the foul ball.
Foul Ball
by Cap'n brownbeard on Oct 09, 2009 05:13:51
When a man or woman is
sitting on the toilet taking a
number 2, when the time comes to wipe, they happen to get a little bit of feces on the
wiping hand.
Example:
I just foul
balled at work. I took off my coat too.. I had to
wash my hands and go back to get my coat. I hope the guy
in the stall next to me didn't notice.
foul balls
by Brian C and Izak P on Jun 08, 2007 12:47:41
After playing a
baseball game or any time your balls get UNBEARABLY stinky from the excerise. After the
intensive physical activity you decide that you need a BJ or your nuts sucked on. When the girl goes down to suck your nuts she will cough or throw up from the smell and while she is coughing you proceed to yell
FOUL BALLS!!!!!
Example:
girl: "O I want to suck your balls."
guy: " I am very okay with you sucking on my testicles right now."
girl: "I'm sucking your
nuts and
cough cough they are smelly"
guy: "
FOUL BALLS!!!!!!!"
Foul Ball
by Jonathan B. on Mar 30, 2007 09:23:26
A sexual act where the guy asks a girl to
teabag him while knowing that he hasn't washed his
scrotal sack for an extended period of time (at least 5 days). The woman begins to teabag the man and gets a mouthful of
ballsweat and whatever else may have grown or collected on the scrotum.
Example:
Gerald hadn't washed for weeks. At a party, Jenna took him to a
back room with the intentions of a
teabag. She ended up with a
foul ball, and quite a taste in her mouth.