fu-man chu

When a guy blows his load on a girls face (specifically on the upper lip) and it drips down on either side of the girl's mouth.



Fu-man chu
A kinder way to describe a goatee style beard on a female.
Example:
Dude 1: Ha ha ha...omg...dude

Dude 2: What's so funny

Dude 1: Check out the chick in the booty shorts...

Dude 2: Oh I see her...she has some fu-man chu action going on. I'd still hit though...

Dude 1: Totally...



Alaskan Fu-Man-Chu
When a guy ejaculates on another guys beard while he is sleeping.
Example:
Did you see Steve yet? I gave him a nasty Alaskan Fu-Man-Chu last night!


Dirty Fu Man Chu
Very similar to a Dirty Sanchez - Reaming a chick from behind (doggy-style) and then rimming her asshole with two fingers with which you run it (fecal matter and all) under her nose as to make a moustache with one finger, while the other shit-covered finger runs under her lower lip. Then, you rim the girl's ass again, and this time, you run both fingers down the side of her mouth down to her chin, making the girl look like a Kung Fu star.
Example:
I couldn't stop laughing after I gave your sister a dirty Fu Man Chu - she looked like she liked it.


National Fu Man Chu Week
The fist full week of May every year when you let your freak flag fly and neglect shaving in preparation for the week of the FU!
Example:
Garret : Nice Fu Carl!

Carl : Back at you Garrett.

Garrett : Cyphers looks like a child molester, but ours are fucking RAD!

Carl : Yeah, and Zack's a Pussy cause he wont let me shave his beard into the shape of a BALLSAC!!! Oh well, it's National Fu Man Chu Week BITCHES!!


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