fur coat

When you take a huge dump that's so sticky it rips off some of your butthole pubes on its escape.



Fur Coat
When you cum all over a girl's body and then shave all your body hair off on top of her, so it sticks to her like a fur coat
Example:
Jane had to take 4 showers to get all Dick's hair off her body, after he gave her a fur coat.


Fur Coat
A hot chick rating of atleast a 9, that you keep around you in order to be admired by your bro's and other jealous slam pieces.
Example:
Dude, last night, I wasn't even worried about banging her. I wore her like a fur coat and watched all the haters mean mug, while their girls got wet.


FUR COAT
An information security program called a FUR COAT used to protect a frame or packet as it travels through networks and to create deterrent logs which are audited within a second of infiltration. Established in July 2011, the analagy of fur surrounding a leather lining is used to indicate extra protection from the elements, from hackers and other unauthorized activities.
Example:
My new friend is in the telecommunications and information security business and he asked if I wear a FUR COAT when I talk to him via email or use text on my phone.

In 2011, Skype has a built-in fur coat I understand that records logs which are audited by the second and are entrapping hackers and nosey friends.


Acorn in a Fur Coat
When you gettin a cold shower after you get arrested and your dick shrivel so small that the head is the only thing poking out and it looks like an acorn. The fur coat is pubic hair that surrounds the acorn.
Example:
"Bro I heard you got arrested! What was it like?!"
"Aw man, it was so cold in the damn strip search room that my dick looked a acorn in a fur coat!"


button on a fur coat
A small penis among a mound of pubic hair resembling a button in a fur coat.

"Did you see Ryan's tiny schlong? It looks like a button in a fur coat."
Example:
Did you see Ryan's schlong? It looked like the button on a fur coat.


alaskan fur coat
when a woman is extremely hairy, to the point where they look like they are wearing a bear pelt for a coat.
Example:
girl 1: OMG where did you get that bear pelt?
girl 2: what are you talking about? im naked
girl 1: gross... you have an alaskan fur coat goin on!


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