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Having to buy your step dad a new Lord of the Rings Attack Troll figurine cuz you knocked his over.gayness
A word that pisses me off because it isn't a real word. The word that should be used is "gaiety." "Gayety" also works.
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Gayness
1. A nebulous, ill-defined term referring to the measure of one's homosexuality (male); composed of several markers including body shape, vocal inflections, hand movements, clothing.
2. Sarcastic term
2. Sarcastic term
Example:
1. I don't care if he's straight, his gayness is through the roof!
2. Here you go, your Gayness.
1. I don't care if he's straight, his gayness is through the roof!
2. Here you go, your Gayness.
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Gayness
The term given to an imaginary aura surrounding a person after commencing a certain action, saying a certain word or phrase, or attending a place. It is said that one is "covered in Gayness" when they do something, which in turn makes them look gay, sound gay, or ultimately be gay.
Example:
*John touches Peter's crotch, accidently, whilst walking next to each other*
"Dude, you just touched my dick with your hand. It fully just brushed by it and i felt it on my knob, slightly."
*John proceeds to slide his hands down his chest, to his stomach and over his thighs, in a brushing action*
"I know, I'm wiping off the Gayness as we speak. I feel so gay."
"Hey man, did you see that banging chick over there, she's mint"
"Did you just say mint? and banging?"
"Uh...yeah why?"
"There is so much Gayness around you right now"
"Hey man, what you up to tonight?"
"Oh, me and Jenny are going to see 'The Notebook'. Yeah it's back on the big screen for Valentines day."
"Wow, I can feel an influx of Gayness, through the phone."
*John touches Peter's crotch, accidently, whilst walking next to each other*
"Dude, you just touched my dick with your hand. It fully just brushed by it and i felt it on my knob, slightly."
*John proceeds to slide his hands down his chest, to his stomach and over his thighs, in a brushing action*
"I know, I'm wiping off the Gayness as we speak. I feel so gay."
"Hey man, did you see that banging chick over there, she's mint"
"Did you just say mint? and banging?"
"Uh...yeah why?"
"There is so much Gayness around you right now"
"Hey man, what you up to tonight?"
"Oh, me and Jenny are going to see 'The Notebook'. Yeah it's back on the big screen for Valentines day."
"Wow, I can feel an influx of Gayness, through the phone."
Gayness
Where you are so gay rainbows emit from every pore in your body and you eventually drowned in the rainbows and die