god of war

like the greatest ps2 game of all time with good graphics, awesome gameplay, and lots of blood and guts. BUY THIS GAME.



God of War
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Example:
Kratos is love Kratos is life, BOY is Loki @ God of War 2018


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Clan Leaders and Creators
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they just support them).

Clan Supporters
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Example:
Noob 1: Dude that ? Gods Of War Clan is noob.

Noob 2: Dude they will own you.

*Noob 1 has died*

Noob 2: Told you, ha ha :D


God of War
A form of sexual intimacy, taking place in an ice house. A man is having intercourse in the doggy position, when, precisely at the moment of ejaculation, he thrusts his partner's head in the freezing water.
Example:
Rudolph took Emelda ice fishing for their anniversary. He cooked her a delightful dinner of crawdads he had caught from his ice hole. When they finished eating, they became intimate. After five minutes, as Rudolph reached his peak, he shoved Emelda's head into the hole. She gasped, and swallowed a mouthful of freezing water. Kratos had finally slain the God of War.


god of War
A game where Kratos seems to be the only real god since the other Gods die more often than mortals themselves.
Example:
God of War
Ares: Kratos, youre just a mortal...
Kratos: stabs Ares right between the eyes STFU God of Faggots.
Ares: drops dead... AND bleeding... yeah, Gods do bleed


God Of War 3
In God of War 3, the badass motherfucker kratos is out to kill all of the gods and have sex with aphroditie. you kill more gorgons and harpies, but this time you can take control of the harpies and make them fly you around. You can also take control of Cyclops's and Cerberus's and use them to kill your enemies. and in this game, not only do you kill gods, you also kill huge ass titans for betraying you. with almost real life graphics this game kicks ass.
Example:
I went around killing people in god of war 3, IT WAS EPIC!!!


God of War Complex
A syndrome induced upon cocky video gamers when faced with an insurmountable challenge in any given game. God of War Complex originally derives from a mildly difficult block jumping stage of the popular Playstation 2 game "God of War" where even skilled gamers could lose their cool if they repeatedly failed at completing it. God of War Complex takes its most extreme form when the gamer gives up altogether after failing to complete the given challenge. In instances such as this the game has essentially "beaten" the player and no justification or excuses can compensate for this fact. God of War Complex is often the result of a combination of not having nice thumb game, childish tendencies and a knack for making up excuses when one is unable to succeed.
Example:
-Where is Ace? I thought we were gonna play this new game...
-He couldnt beat the first level so he went home and said it was wack.
-Wow, I didn't realize how bad his God of War Complex was...


God of War 2
The second part in the God of War trilogy. A great game with tons of bonus features. Can be played in HD (must be unlocked) which makes it look even better.

Blood, guts, and extreme violence are at the heart of this game. The protagonist, Kratos, has some sick swords which were chained to his arms as a result of his deal with Ares (In God of War 1). These are versatile weapons, and the combat system is great. There are several unlockable weapons, each with separate strengths/weaknesses and styles.

The game follows this basic plot line: Kratos, a son of Zeus, wants to be the god of war. He goes through some trials, tribulations, and kills some bosses. Eventually he confronts Ares and defeats him, becoming the god of war. He then becomes the god of Sparta, and hence the Ghost of Sparta. He appears at the siege of Rhodes to make the final blow and conquer the city for Sparta. Zeus, however, betrays him and takes his godly powers. Kratos must then regain his powers, while killing everything that moves along the way. At the end of his quest, Kratos faces Zeus so that he may become a god again. The story ends in the third part of the trilogy, which has yet to announce a release date.
Example:
1: How did you kill that Cyclops in God of War 2?
2: I slashed his ass up with my big ass blades then climbed up his face and tore his eyeball out.
1: This game is fucking amazing.
(Later)
1: How did you just kill that Kraken thing?
2: I climbed up his tentacles and sliced them both off. Then I tore up his other tentacles and his face . Then he fell over and I ripped his face in half with a bridge.
1: I need to play, now.


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