Bionicle
Godly god of LEGO gods that was too godly that it was canceled. But, as a god, was reborn, just like Jesus, but soon returned to its grave. However, as long as followers of it exist, it is still alive.
Bionicle
Bionicle was a religion made by Lego. Followers of this religion pray to their god Mata Nui(basically robo Jesus) and know every single part of the plot. They usually have a very high IQ, usually around 200. They know more about the history of the Matoran universe than they know about our own worldBionicle
The thing I sell day in, day out, at Legoland. I never began as a fan of it but after being forced to watch the movie over 25 times, and listening to hours upon hours of kids talk to me about Bionicle, I've become fairly knowlegeable on it. It's about six heroic robots, called Toa, fighting a really evil robot called Makuta on a far away island called Mata Nui. The Toa defeat evil after evil that Makuta creates until Makuta gets his ass handed to him by Takanuva, the 7th Toa. Anyway none of that matters, all that matters is that you go out and buy Bionicle. You know you want too, because Bionicle is where most of my paycheck comes from.
Example:
All Toas are $8.95 each, $9.64 with tax. Makuta is $19.95, $21.50 with tax. Takanuva is $29.95, $32.27 with tax. Would you like a bag with that?
All Toas are $8.95 each, $9.64 with tax. Makuta is $19.95, $21.50 with tax. Takanuva is $29.95, $32.27 with tax. Would you like a bag with that?
Bionicle
Short for "Biological Chronicle". A line of building toys released by Lego, which features six mighty heroes and their sruggle for the masks of power.
Example:
"That is the way of the Bionicle"
"That is the way of the Bionicle"
Bionicle
A Lego building toy that started in 2001 and ended during 2009.It started in Mcdonalds and since the public really liked these buildible action figures it became a toy line.It had 6 main elements for the heros that were called Toa,these teams of heros protected the island that they lived on and there are many islands in this franshies.
Bionicle
Bionicle is prehaps one of the first story-based toys made by Lego (For kids with little or no imagination)
Based on Lego's TECHNIC line, it has, IMO Defiled Technic's name of bricks, gears and shafts altogether.
Bionicle uses parts made for the set only, making other sets that one part unorigional. To make things worse, Sets (In numbers of six) have basically the same parts, except for cosmetic parts, such as tools and shields. This make the sets a new expireince only if you buy one.
And DON'T get me started on Bionicle-Based My Own Creations (MOC's) They have the worst storyline-based and construction of ANY lego-creation.
(Though I would have to give them credit. Working with those one-set-use-only parts is impossible)
Based on Lego's TECHNIC line, it has, IMO Defiled Technic's name of bricks, gears and shafts altogether.
Bionicle uses parts made for the set only, making other sets that one part unorigional. To make things worse, Sets (In numbers of six) have basically the same parts, except for cosmetic parts, such as tools and shields. This make the sets a new expireince only if you buy one.
And DON'T get me started on Bionicle-Based My Own Creations (MOC's) They have the worst storyline-based and construction of ANY lego-creation.
(Though I would have to give them credit. Working with those one-set-use-only parts is impossible)
Example:
Bionicle, If it were not for the storyline, would suck. Their grandparents, the Throwbots, are better.
Bionicle, If it were not for the storyline, would suck. Their grandparents, the Throwbots, are better.
bionicle
One of lego's production lines started around 2000, bionicle was one of lego's success stories due to the series not letting lego go bankrupt after the age of video games beginning. It lasted for around a decade until the maker of bionicle made hero factory. Which old time bionicle fans still hate to this very day. The series will always be a legend and should never be forgotten.
Example:
tom: why the crap do you still have legos?
jack: they're bionicles man.
tom: oh ok thats cool bro.
tom: why the crap do you still have legos?
jack: they're bionicles man.
tom: oh ok thats cool bro.
bionicles
They are the most legendary objects ever created by human kind
They where created by the Lego company. They are the most likely thing for you to jerk off to slightly bellow the internet
They where created by the Lego company. They are the most likely thing for you to jerk off to slightly bellow the internet
Example:
I invited a cute girl from school to play bionicles but she started taking of her clothes and I was very fucking disappointed
I invited a cute girl from school to play bionicles but she started taking of her clothes and I was very fucking disappointed
bionicle
bionicle
Bionicle stands for "Biomechanical Chronicle" and is Lego's first original saga. It begins with six heroes called toa fighting for peace, and win against the evil Makuta. They are transformed in a battle against a new evil, the bohrok, and the first evil comes back with his sons, the Rahkshi. Another toa is discovered and Makuta is defeated once and for all. The village chieftans tell the toa a tale of Metru-Nui, their past, and how they were once toa. At Metru-Nui a matoran villager is a traitor, and plans to destroy Metru-Nui, a super advanced city. Then everyone fled to Mata-Nui, etc.