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Granny
1. n. Short for "grandmother," used informally.

2. v. To throw an object by holding it in both hands and pitching it underhand, generally while bending the knees. Used often when referring to a style of throwing a basketball for those too weak or innacurate to make it to the hoop.

3. n. Short for "Granny Smith," a type of apple.
Example:
1. Are we going to see Granny? She makes awesome potato salad.

2. If you can't make a free throw regularly, man, just granny it up there. It's just a pickup game.

3. Man, that was a good granny I just ate there.


grannied
To beat someone with out them scoring once.
Often used in pool when the loser hasn't potted a single ball.
Or in table football when the loser hasn't scored any goals.
Example:
"You've just been grannied!"


Granny
Granny is a relation. She is either your Mummy's Mummy or your Daddy's Mummy. She may sometimes be known as Gramma or Granma.
Example:
A child was sitting with her mummy in front of me on the bus.She turned round to look at me and told me she and her mummy were going to visit her mummy's mummy. She then whispered softly, in the way little girls do when they want to tell you something really important "Mummy's Mummy is my Granny."


Granny
A horror game made by Dennis Vukanovic. In this game you are trapped in a women's house and you need to escape. Everything you need is in the house. Granny hears everything but is blind. Try to avoid her so you don't get hit by Granny. This will bring you to the next day. You have five days to get out of Grannys. If you do not escape you will be eaten in her basement or get your head chopped off in her back yard. This game has 4 difficulties. Easy, Normal, Hard, and Extreme. You have 3 other options you can play with which are Extra Locks, Darker, and Music. This game is very difficult and scary.
Example:
Have you ever played Granny before? Yes it was so scary.


Grannied
The act of spending all day with your grandma. Often Mother's Day, or some other special day. The word was coined on May 8, 2011 by Opal Crankshaft and said to her adopted grandson, Bryant.
Example:
Opal: (holding up two different color blouses up to Bryant) Which one should I wear? What do you think, purple or pink?

Bryant: Well, the purple looks good on you. Why not wear that? (suddenly realizes today is Mother's Day) Or wait, better yet, keep the robe! Let's get Grannied!!

Opal: Now you're talking. This is a perfect day to get Grannied. Its not every day I get to lounge around in my bathrobe.

Bryant: Yeah, you're right. This is a treat for you. Massages, spa treatments - you name it. Today is a perfect day for it!

Ramona: Hey, but what about me? Remember, honey, you used to have a big crush on me. Whatever happened to that?

Bryant: Hey Ma Garggle, long time no see! This is one of my other grandmas, Opal Crankshaft. (Ramona and Opal shake hands)

Bryant: How's Thorny and Hornet?

Brutus: We're fine. Gladdys couldn't be here. But I came down.

Bryant: Sweet! We go back quite a long way, all the way to 1996.

Brutus: Yeah, we lost touch there for a while. Who's this grandma you're talking about? Its not my mother-in-law, Ramona, is it?

Bryant: No. Brutus Thornapple; Opal Crankshaft. (Brutus and Opal shake hands).

Opal: Its a great day to get Grannied, huh? A couple of new friends that I've never met. One of my favorite grandsons. A great way to stay busy on Mother's Day! Doing nothing but r-e-l-a-x!!


Granny
Scottish verb

To beat someone to nothing (sport)
ie. 5-0, 10-0 etc.
Example:
Man, we just got grannied.

Bet you can't granny them in the next match.


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