A group of people who take an amount of money equivlent to their military spending in subsidies from the EU. Also couldnt pay for their olympics due to their finincal and industrial inetpitude.

refer to two groups of people:

1) the ancient hellenes

2) modern greeks

unbeknownst or outright denied by "modern" greeks, there isn't really any relation racially between the hellenes and the "moderns". the slavic migrations between 600-800ad completely overwhelmed greece. the population of greece has always been small, even moreso during those times. constant warfare depleted the population further. the slavs managed to settle thessaly,aetolia,macedonia,thrace and the
peloponesos. virtually every major part of greece, save for boeotia(which is where dislocated albanians settled)was overrun by the slavs. to this day there are still towns with slavic etymology. the "greeks" of today are nothing more than the descendants of hellenized slavs, which was the policy of the church to gain converts, and of the byzantine empire in order to free itself from a two front war against eastern armies of islamic faith. the gene pool of the hellenes, while not completely decimated was absorbed by the slavs.
the slavs were classified as greek speaking, slav speaking, or bulgarian speaking. through the years other ethnicities were thrown into the mix: normans,venetians,romanians,turks egyptians. modern day peoples of the balkans have varying degrees of the admixture of these ethnicities, and the "greeks" are no exception.

the act of anal sex

a person either born in greece or of greek descent. fond of foods like gyros, souvlaki, tiropita, spanikopita, etc. usually most alcoholic consumption comes from ouzo. Almost all Greeks or Greek-Americans are Greek Orthodox, and have strong values on the importance of family.Most greek americans will still call their grandmother "YiaYia" and their Grandfather "Papou" Most greeks are extrememly proud of the great thinks the ancient greeks have done, such as democracy, philosophy, ancient military tactics, etc. Mostly have a strong dislike for people from Turkey, due to the several wars between the two countries. Many young male Greeks in the NYC area self identify with the Italian Guido lifestyle because of the many similarities between the two cultures (family, food, meditterranean lifesyle, pride of the cultures, etc.) with clothes like armani exchange and gelled hair. Many of these Greek guidos live in Astoria, Queens. Greek-Americans usually connect very well with other "patriotis" or fellow greeks. Some typical male greek names are Yiannis (john) Yiorgos (George) Constantinos (Gus) Xristos or Christos (Chris) and with last names that end in "os", "as", or "is". Most Greek males greatly value masculinity. All around greeks are very kind and proud people.

People from Greece or are Greek- American

have the longest ass last names you will ever here

Love to have a good time, drink, party, and surprisingly go to church aswell.

Hard working, and hate slackers.

put and includes family before everything

A person from the country Greece.

Used as a slang term for anal sex.

Used to express your lack of knowledge of a certain topic.

People that are fun to party with

Greeks, how could I define this? I won't repeat what many other definitions have said, like "Greeks invented everything" or "Are opposites to Turks." Indeed, they have invented great bases for the world to evolve on, such as philosophy or democracy - but I assure you, that is not everything. And it would be great the Greek's mentality could move on and get over the problems with Turkey. We Greeks tend to be welcoming, caring and know how to partaaay. Like every civilization, there are issues, such as our aggressive attitude. Yes yes, our economy may be fucked up right now, but that doesn't give anyone the right to critisize the people and the country itself. The government is to blame. OPA!

Greeks are either hot girls a non Greek will never get because they're not Greek themselves, or a male that will take all of the said Greek women and any other hot girls around. Women gravitate to them, and no other ethnic groups, except maybe some Italians who pass themselves off as Greek. They always have a nice tan. Don't bother living in an area with Greeks if you plan on having a beautiful wife, because she will already have a Greek boyfriend/husband.