tortellinis
One of the best foods of our time. Teenage girls like to feast on them at sleepovers, specifically ones with the name of Sarah and Rachel. Will drive for hours just to get a taste.Tortellini
A delicious ring shaped pasta usually filled with parmesan cheese. Can be served with marinara sauce or the more popular cream sauce (which was extra creamy the last time you had it because you didn't tip the waiter well enough the time before. you cheap bastard).
Example:
Johnny: "I'm gonna get me some tortellini."
Janet: "Didn't you say it tasted like semen last time?"
Johnny: "Yeah, but I kinda liked it."
Johnny: "I'm gonna get me some tortellini."
Janet: "Didn't you say it tasted like semen last time?"
Johnny: "Yeah, but I kinda liked it."
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tortellini
you stick your sausage in her warm tortellini and spread white creamy sauce all over make sure to rub it in nice and deep
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Example:
Wife: Oh, look at that cute tortellini munching on some grassy wassy!
Husband: Shut up, honey.
Wife: Oh, look at that cute tortellini munching on some grassy wassy!
Husband: Shut up, honey.
Tortellini
squidward tortellini
When it was the episode on SpongeBob Square Pants, when Patrick, SpongeBob, and Squidward were in a snail race. When Squidward grabbed the trophy it was Patrick who won.
alaskan tortellini
it is when you jizz in a condom tie it in a knot and then freeze it. And then you throw it at some one.
Tortellini Transition
When one is fucking and decides to change the holes, the period in between fucking each hole is called a tortellini transition.