halberd
A polearm resembling a long-handled axe, the halberd also features a spike sprouting from the end of the haft that can be used as a spear, and a hook opposite the axe-head that was used to pull mounted knights from their horses.Spam halberd
the penis. See halberd or halbard Cognate with spam javelin. A faintly historical version of spam hammer or mischief mallet etc