stanfurd
A hilarious and cutting misspelling of "Stanford," almost exclusively by Cal students. Use of this spelling has been known to make Stanford students' heads explode out of sheer embarrassment.
Example:
Cal student: OMG you go to stanfurd!!! lolololol!!!! ur school suxx and you wish you could be us and were the best evr and stanfurd your just jealous of us because were better and your jealous stanfurd OMGOMGOMG
Stanford student: Cal's a very good school, although in truth many Stanford rejects go there. See inferiority complex.
Cal student: OMG you go to stanfurd!!! lolololol!!!! ur school suxx and you wish you could be us and were the best evr and stanfurd your just jealous of us because were better and your jealous stanfurd OMGOMGOMG
Stanford student: Cal's a very good school, although in truth many Stanford rejects go there. See inferiority complex.