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handy-dandy

short form for a handy-capped person.

Handy Dandy

by me8576 on Oct 21, 2009 00:11:19

Another word for a "handjob". It is normally used by tools trying to describe to his tool friends what sexual pleasures he recieved. This is generally used by middle school "bros" who are too immature to know what oral sex is.

Example:
Andrew:"Hey man my 13 year old girlfriend gave me the handy dandy last night."
John: "Tiiiiiigggghhhhttttt brrrooo.. jealoussss"

Handy Dandy Notebook

by Hayyshull on May 07, 2007 08:03:12

a handy dandy notebook is a notebook duh that you write clues in. It is featured in the hit show "Blues Clues". which in my opinion is a great show.

Example:
What we need, is our HANDY DANDY NOTEBOOK!!

Handy Dandy Man

by "The God King" on May 20, 2018 08:12:11

One of the Most terrifying entities in all of existence known for kidnapping children with lightning fast speed, and eating them with demonic hunger after they say the rhyme. "Roses are red, Bow down to your master, The Children are fast, But the Dandy is faster."

Example:
Alright guys I'm gonna summon the Handy Dandy Man. Roses are red, Bow down to your master, The Children are Fast, But the Dandy is faster.

Ol' handy dandy

by teakayallday on Jul 08, 2018 17:17:25

When you're horny as a mother fucker and tried your best to find a solution that involves another human being but failed. Ya tried your damndest and finally come to the sad conclusion you've only got one option. Break out the Ol' Handy Dandy and give er. JUST givin er. Classic release when you get that sexy feeling but don't have a bitch (or man meat) kneeling.

Example:
Oh man I couldn't pull at the bar tonight, guess it's me, ma bits and the Ol' Handy Dandy.

Handy Dandy Job

by catrapeman on May 20, 2019 09:09:40

When you give an over the top hand job to some guy but you go so hard that the foreskin is ripped clean off.

Example:
I gave a handy dandy job to my boyfriend.

Handy Dandy Pecan Sandy

by NEGRO AFRO BUSH on Jul 23, 2014 01:53:56

A Handjob Given by a woman of 90 years of age or older.

Example:
I didnt know my great grandma was still sexually active, until she gave me a handy dandy pecan sandy.

dandy handy

by Cereal dick on Feb 11, 2015 02:17:58

When one holds the base of a man's penis and blows air across the tip until the man reaches orgasm and all the seeds fly away.

Example:
Steve is into some really weird things, He made me give him a dandy handy the other day.

Handy Dandy 3000

by LilBigHead93 on Dec 27, 2021 15:18:53

The act of your significant other give you a handjob with both hands and throwing in some wrist twisting action while speeding up and then slowing back down repeatedly until your toes curl.

Example:
Man, my girl gave me the handy dandy 3000 last night.

Handy Dandy Standy

by A white girl with a big butt on Nov 27, 2020 12:01:24

It is whenever the male is tall enough were the female can give him head while standing.

Example:
Hey! Give me a Handy Dandy Standy. Cherry

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