Hapenis by Broken Lizzard on May 04, 2006 21:21:18 A female orgasm, or excitinf forplay. Example: He's forplay was bad: breastfeedingly annoying, then he wonders why I never get hapenis.
Hapenis by uwuowotwtqwqteehee on Apr 18, 2021 00:33:59 The name of a bright, energetic child, bringing a happy future. Could also mean half of a penis, but we don't talk about that Example: "Hey! His/their/her name is Hapenis, right?" "Yeah, people mistake it for happiness. sucks to be them."