harmonica

a musical instrument... nothing to deal with sexual relations



Harmonica
When a woman (or man) moves both of her(his) lips along the length of the shaft of a man's penis, simulating the playing of a harmonica.
Example:
Before she sucked my cock, she gave me a killer harmonica!


Harmonica
When a person eats pussy by having his/her head sideways in between both of the woman's thighs on his/her head and chin, and succeeds in making her so excited that she moans in notation just like a harmonica.
Example:
"I didn't have to turn on the radio, i just played the harmonica in my girl's panties"


Harmonica
When a young lady gives a line-up of men rapid blowjobs by running her mouth along the penis heads as if they were a harmonica.
Example:
"Dang, that ho gave us a harmonica last night..."


Harmonica
When two homosexuals are docking, and create a leclair- then a third homosexual places his mouth on the leclair and quickly moves it back and forth while blowing. This makes the leclair look like a it is a harmonica being played by a crazy man- complete with semen flying everywhere.
Example:
Mike liked Ryan and Sam's leclair so much, that he decided to make it a harmonica. Just like when he volunteered at the old folks home, thanking the elderlies.


Beef harmonica
The opposite to the gentlemans skin flute(penis)...

A womans tuppence (vagina)
Example:
Buddy 1: that chick last night was crazy, she knew how to play a great skin flute and I only lasted a couple of bars of the music sheet before I was done

Buddy 2: did you reciprocate and play her beef harmonica till her shoes were sodding?


Dueling Harmonica
Two individuals, undefined in orientation and/or gender, each partaking of one half of a mans penis, divided lengthwise, by means of oral suction.
Example:
After a heated arguement, they decide to compromise and perform the dueling harmonica.

Guy 1: Yo, these two babes shared my donicker last night.
Guy. 2: You mean they gave you a dueling harmonic?
Guy 1: Yeah, I guess.


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