heavened hell

a humorous term for a marriage theoretically 'made in heaven' but one that ends in divorce after less than 5 years.



heavened hell
a humorous term for a marriage theorhetically 'made in heaven' but one that ends in divorce after less than 5 years.
Example:
in Hollywood any marriage that is not a heavened hell is actually hard to come by nowadays, with divorce being easy and women being financially independent.


Heaven or hell
Heaven, the heavens, seven heavens, pure lands, Tian, Jannah, Valhalla, or the Summerland, is a common religious, cosmological, or transcendent place where beings such as gods, angels, jinn, saints, or venerated ancestors are said to originate, be enthroned, or live. According to the beliefs of some religions, heavenly beings can descend to earth or incarnate, and earthly beings can ascend to heaven in the afterlife, or in exceptional cases enter heaven alive.

Heaven is often described as a "higher place", the holiest place, a paradise, in contrast to hell or the underworld or the "low places", and universally or conditionally accessible by earthly beings according to various standards of divinity, goodness, piety, faith or other virtues or right beliefs or simply the will of God.

Hell, in many religious and folkloric traditions, is a place of torment and punishment in the afterlife. Religions with a linear divine history often depict hell as an eternal destination, while religions with a cyclic history often depict a hell as an intermediary period between incarnations. Typically, these traditions locate hell in another dimension or under the earth's surface and often include entrances to hell from the land of the living. Other afterlife destinations include purgatory and limbo.
Example:
Preacher: Your choices in life will determine whether you go to Heaven or Hell.


heaven and hell
Your perfect partner on your worst days. You can rant to them anytime. Definitely more reliable than your ex.🤗True to their name, they give you the goodness of heaven and protect you from life’s hell.🥰
Example:
“Wow I’ve had the worst week, I could really use some Heaven and Hell right now”


promise heaven, deliver hell
Mariage holds the promise of heaven but delivers hell.
Example:
Before:I can't wait till we get married,and can spend all our time together, I love you so much!
^promise heaven, deliver hell>
After:Leave me alone asshole, no sex!! I only want your paycheck and for you to clean my house.do what I say or I will deliver hell!!!!!

Enough said!


Heaven Hell Combo
A combination of needing to take a Dick Tingling Piss and an Asshole Splitting Shit. Typically you dance cause you need to pee really bad and you get on the toilet and start peeing and it's a relief. Immediately after you start taking a shit taking away your relief and feels like ot shreds up your asshole with nails then once the log drops it's relief again.
Example:
Damn, man. I got home and I had to deal with a Heaven Hell Combo. It was bad then it was great then it was bad again then it was great.


Heaven and Hell
Sing me a song, you're a singer
Do me a wrong, you're a bringer of evil
The Devil is never a maker
The less that you give, you're a taker

So it's on and on and on, it's Heaven and Hell,
Oh well, yeah um

The lover of life's not a sinner
The ending is just a beginner
The closer you get to the meaning
The sooner you know that you're dreaming

So it's on and on and on, oh it's on and on and on
It goes on and on and on, Heaven and Hell
I can tell, fool fool

(Ahhhhh-ah, ahhhhh-ah)
Oh-oh oohh-oohh
(Ahhhhhhhhh-ah)
Yeah yeah yeah-death
Example:
Well if it seems to be real, it's illusion
For every moment of truth, there's confusion in life
Love can be seen as the answer, but nobody bleeds for the dancer

And it's on and on, on and on and on...
(Ahhh-ah, ahhhhhhhhh-ah)

They say that life's a carousel
Spinning fast, you gotta ride it well
The world is full of Kings and Queens
Who blind your eyes and steal your dreams
It's Heaven and Hell, oh well

And they'll tell you black is really white
The moon is just the sun at night
And when you walk in golden halls
You get to keep the gold that falls
It's Heaven and Hell, noh no
Fool fool, you got to bleed for the dancer
Fool fool, look for the answer
Fool, fool, fool


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