helicoptering

the act of rotating ones penis, thereby emulating that of the blades of a helicopter.



helicoptering
To swing ones breasts in a circular motion similar to a helicopter. If a high enough swinging motion is achieved it is possible to experience flight. WARNING helcoptering may result in saggy boobs
Example:
she was helicoptering so much last night she took off


helicoptering
When a dog spins violently in circles (NOT chasing their tale) while rag-doll-shaking a favorite toy.
Example:
Guest: "Why is your dog spinning in circles like that?"
Dog owner: "Molly? Oh, she's just helicoptering because she's so excited to play."


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Helicopter Helicopter
Example:
Helicopter Helicopter!


The Helicopter
The Helicopter is a sex position that is extremely difficult to complete. A man with an erect penis must lay on a flat surface and a woman gets on top and inserts the erect penis in her vagina. The woman then must do a full split creating two 90 degree angles with her legs and body. The woman then must grab hold of a ceiling fan, or something similar, and have the ceiling fan spin her around on the man's penis. The helicopter has only been successfully completed 2 times on record. Once in Soviet Russia by a man named Mishovia Donkavist and a woman named Fitsa Removv. The second was completed by yours truly, bad_cactus, and a Donald Trump sex doll which I had to duct tape to the ceiling fan. Most attempts on record usually wind up dislocating the man's penis, or even worse, snapping it off completely.
Example:
Man: Babe, I want to try something crazy tonight

Woman: What is it?
Man: Let's try The Helicopter!
Woman: Are you sure!? Don't you know the risks?!


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