ZILCHED

Used to represent the value of nothing, zero (0), zip.



Zilch
To press the button on one's ambulance pager to signal a response to the nightly tone tests.
Example:
Dude, don't forget to zilch your pager tonight at 6:45.

Don't worry, I got it covered.


Zilched
(Adjective) When something or someone has experienced the act of Zilching, causing its quality or ‘awesomeness’ to increase exponentially.
Example:
Did you see Jane? She got seriously ZILCHED over summer!
Man, could smash a Slurpee ZILCHED right about now.


zilch
The zilch is a part of the cock.

The zilch is exactly the rim of the bell (bell-end), where the shaft of the man's Johnson ends and the bell-end begins.
It is that rim, ridge, edge which is known as the zilch
Example:
Jimmy doesn't get head from girls with braces any more in fear of getting his bell-end ripped off by the zilch


zilch
When one takes a garbage bag and ties it in a string on knots, then lights them on fire. Miniature fireballs with drip from it as it makes futuristic noises.
Example:
Some conflabbed hooligans were holding lit zilches over the balcony at pyromania. One of them hit Max's head. He still has a creepy bubble.


Zilch
Hilary Clinton's chance of winning and the number of her supporters.
Example:
Sexist 1: Did you guys here that Hilary won the presidency?

Sexist 2: *vomits* Dude, sometimes jokes go to far.

Bill Clinton: Yeah, my puppet had zilch chance of winning since the beginning.


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