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hospice

death accelerator; for profit service which purportedly provides compassionate and joyous end of life care in which death is hastened by a combination of powerful sedatives, lack of food and water, and a complete sense of hopelessness

hospice

by markvw59 on Apr 08, 2011 09:10:12

The period of time ending with a person's death and beginning at the time in which they would have been put to sleep if they had been a pet.

Example:
Grandpa's in hospice care now, but he's totally out of it. I'd put him to sleep if he were a cat.

Hospice

by Shmellbell135 on Oct 23, 2013 06:15:46

Making a person as comfortable with certain medicines, until the time for their passing comes

Example:
Person 1: Man, I heard that Jim's grandpa is in hospice.
Person 2: Oh, we should go visit him before he dies.

Hospice

by Sarahhhh__ on Jan 09, 2006 04:48:56

A relaxing weekend getaway where you're a cut above all the rest. Sick and sad patients on first name basis with all the top physicians.

Example:
When Mary-Kate Olsen suffered from anorexia, she visited a hospice.

Hospice

by sammybethanyabbie on Dec 13, 2011 11:45:46

(pronounced hoe-spice) The girl who isn't quite a hoe. But she hangs out with enough hoes to gain the reputation of one.

Example:
I wouldn't call her a hoe, but she's definitely hospice.

Hospicable

by JayyTheOrc on Apr 25, 2020 20:59:39

A combination of the words "hospitable" and "despicable' that sarcastically highlights the irony of a situation.

Example:
The city of Grants, NM, who always think of everybody else, wants all businesses to open up, despite orders to stay at home during this global pandemic, making them the first town to knowingly, willingly, voluntarily, and officially, Welcome Covid19 to New Mexico. How hospicable of them.

Hospice

by UrbanThesaurus69 on Mar 03, 2018 10:16:50

A dark purple powder you sprinkle on someone to make them more “Ho-like”

Example:
Been months since we fucked; she be keeping her should under hard ice. To keep my dick from exploding, I hit her with that hospice.

Playing Hospice

by Hospice Player on May 07, 2009 00:37:40

v. When all you can do all day long is lay on the couch, unshowered, in the same underwear you dribbled on the night before, in sweatpants, and eat and watch television all day long. You do not have the energy to get up to anything that doesn't involve making or eating food; even a shower is just too taxing. A pull out couch or futon is usually involved, as well as lots of pillows and blankets. Closely related to "Big Fat Fuck-a-Thon".

Example:
"I'm so hungover! All I am doing today is playing hospice! Let's order pizza, but you've got to go to the door, I'm dying."

Dildo Hospice

by Lance.Pimpstrong on Aug 16, 2015 13:12:36

An elderly woman's Vagina.

Example:
That lady is so old her vagina is her dildo hospice

Hospice care kid

by chickadee1107 on Feb 13, 2023 08:22:42

An adult child who is expected to care for their deadbeat parent(s) at the end of their life/lives when said deadbeat parent(s) didn't take care of their now adult child(ren) when they were young and needed a parent(s).

Example:
Adult child: "I can't believe that I'm forty and my deadbeat dad is finally in my life, but only because he expects me to be his hospice care kid and financially care for him in his old age. Where was he when me and my siblings were young and needed a father?"

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