The Clinch

when one has to desperately squeeze their asscheeks together because they have to shit badly



clinch it
If you're in the middle of a sesh/sharing a smoke and you feel it is your turn for a hit. You simply say clinch it. And the smoker will take one last hoot and pass.
Example:
Dude you've been hogging that gagger all night. Clinch it.

Clinch that bitch. Park man I'm sobering up.

Clinch it you know the rules, puff puff pass.


Clinch
A partially smoked cigarette, snubbed out or pinched off carefully with the intention of smoking the rest later.
Example:
I was broke, out of smokes and feining for a cigarette. Luckily I remembered that I'd stashed a clinch behind my Dad's toolbox in the garage.


Clinch
One who is physically as well as mentally fucked and cannot complete everyday tasks such as walking, driving, talking or wiping his ass.
Example:
Emmet: Hey Bow did you Clinch?
Bow: Yeah i took a steamy shit on his bonnet.
Emmet: Nice man, nice.
Bow: Yeah he's a beanbag


Clinch
The Clinch is the embodiment of STI's. The Clinch can spread infection through proximity, saliva, blood, urine, and other means not yet identified by modern science. Some evidence suggests persons can contract a variety of infections from the clinch via text messages, msn, or even from excessive facebook creeping. Currently the only known prevention from contracting Clinch based virus' is abstaining from excessive contact with the Clinch.
Example:
I got the clancy when I looked at "The Clinch" for too long.


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