hotpockets

A gooey doughy pocket filled with nasty meat cooked in a dirty microwave. Mr. Gaffigan would say one who enjoys one of these delicacies is "either drunk or headin' home to a trailer."



Hotpocket
When a girl is going down on a guy and his balls start kickin right before he's about to cum, you shove his balls in his anus and yell "HOT POCKET!"
Example:
"I'm about to cum..."

(She shoves his ballsac into his anus)

"HOTPOCKET!"


hotpocket
Where you put your penis. A warm place to go when it is cold outside and the world is cruel.
Example:
I stuffed her hotpocket full of sausage and eventually a delicouse creamy filling.


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