hydro flask

a generic water bottle used most commonly by vsco girls.



Hydro flask
The basic bitch of water bottles. Typically used by the quirky/annoying girls who say things like, spill the Tea. They'll often protect it with their life despite the fact that it is usually protected by a warranty and they cover the entire water bottle in annoying stickers.
Example:
VSCO Girls love their Hydro flask.


Hydro Flask
A stainless steel bottle that keeps your water cool in a hot summer day with no air conditioning and only the noise of the tv as you lay on the floor complaining of the heat...
Example:
"Look i bought I bought a hydro flask. I'm so quirky. Sksksksksksksks"

"SHUT THE FUCK UP"


Hydro Flask
Wow. Urban Dictionary just made a new and cheap Hydro Flask mug that shatters into pieces if you drop it, rather than getting a dent on it. Plus, there's no warranty! Check it out below y'all.
Example:
Urb Dic: "Check out our new Hydro Flask y'all."
Childish Vsco Girls: "OMG! Spill the tea! Toast the bomb!"
TikTok: "New trend!"
Hydro Flask: "How dare you."


Hydro Flask
A water bottle that is beloved by the most annoying white bitches (vsco girl), and always carries it around with dear life saying SKSKSKS 24/7 and purposely drops it and says "and I oop-". These annoying fucktard bitches always cover the hydro flask with scrunchies and annoying stickers.
Example:
Regular person:"Hey what's up?"
Annoying white bitch:"OMG I just got my 8th hydro flask! I broke the other 7 by dropping them too much! SKSKSKS (purposely drops it) And I oop-SKSKSKSKS"
Regular person:"shut the fuck up"


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