i wouldn't take a shit there
A phrase to designate a place so worthless and disgusting that taking a shit there would class it up.
Example:
Benny: Hey! Let's go to Alvin's for some beers and food!
Earl: Alvin's sucks! I wouldn't take a shit there!
Benny: Hey! Let's go to Alvin's for some beers and food!
Earl: Alvin's sucks! I wouldn't take a shit there!