*Cough Cough*

Those special times when you can't say something, so you just, ya know, sort of cough...



cough cough
cough cough is used to subtly imply that you know something that someone else doesn't. The person who it is "used on" will then begin to suspect something is suspicious with the phrase "cough cough" and will begin to wonder what it means. Mostly, "cough cough" is pronounced as a word, instead of being actually "coughed out".
Example:
Harry: "Hey, I heard Sue went out with Mark"
BoB: "oh yeah, cough cough"
Harry: *wdf, does he know something that I don't? Holy crap he's H@Rd<0R3*


cough-cough
The act of semi-discretely littering in a way that looks as though accidentally dropping the trash while suddenly and deeply coughing.
Example:
I was getting tired of holding that empty soda cup so I cough-coughed it out the window.


cough-cough
1. any act involving sexual activity with another of your species
Example:
Leon: hmmm i need Jo badly
Al Al: why is that bro?
Leon i need some cough-cough
Al Al: oooooooo hope she gets on soon


Cough Cough O'clock
When you want to attack someone in the middle of the night at a sleepover. Ex. With Silly sting, shaving cream, etc.
Example:
Last night when my friends slept over, Morgan and I decided to Cough Cough O'clock Adam. We sprayed him with silly string while he was sleeping! It was great.


*cough**cough**sneeze* ye
*cough**cough**sneeze* ye
when someones trim is so cold that you gain head top freezing.

commonly used when speaking about heir.
it,s a hazard
Example:
"have you seen that new barbers down ends ye, i herd the trims are so cold that you get head top freezing"

"*cough**cough**sneeze* ye"
when someones trim is so cold that you get head top freezing.


*cough* metallica *cough*
This is usually used when you or someone that is with you enters a discussion which involves bands that have sold out or are now shit and someone "discretely" names Metallica with this 'so awesome no-one-will-ever-find-out-what-I-just-said' term. And you NEVER use it just for another way to (maybe discretely) say Metallica because this term is in a way an insult to this previously-good-but-now-shithouse band. Also in some places you could be beaten and raped by people within a 15-metre radius in some places for doing this, but since it's not allowed it's better to get beaten and raped by people within 15 metres than raped by people within your city/town limits.
Example:
Person 1: Hey did you go see In Flames back in 2002?
Person 2: Yeah but I was expecting them to play some stuff off Clayman but they started playing some teasers for Reroute to Remain which I hated.
Person 1: God that sucks.
Person 2: Yeah I know. They're fags.
Person 1: Sell outs need to be killed.
Person 2: *cough* Metallica *cough*

Metallica newbie goes up to another person
Metallica newbie: Hey, do you know who made that Kill Em All album
Overall newbie: *cough* Metallica *cough*
Metallica newb: I'm not stupid you know
Newb: Oh shit
*Metallica newb rapes the newb*


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