im awsome
Mother****er,
I'm awesome, no, you're not, dude, don't lieI'm awesome, I'm drivin' around in my mom's rideI'm awesome, a quarter of my life gone byAnd I met all my friends onlineMother****er, I'm awesome, I will run away from a brawlI'm awesome, there's no voicemail, nobody calledI'm awesome, I can't afford to buy eight-ballsAnd I talk to myself on my Facebook wallYou know my pants sag low, even thoughThat went out of style like ten years agoSpose, I got the
swagger of a crippleI got little biceps, getting fatter in the middleAnd lyrically I'm not the bestPhysically the opposite of Randy Moss and yetSo preposterous, feel the awesomenessThe most obnoxious guest up at the
sausage-festOh yes, the girls are repulsedSo I hide in my hood like I'm joining a cultI'm as nervous as my cat
Ol' Dirty CurtisAll my writtens are bitten and all my verses are purchasedMe? I'll never date an actress, got too many back zitsPlus my whole home-aroma is cat pissEvery show I do is poorly promotedAnd if you like this it's 'cause my little sister wrote it