infantile Definition| Urban Word Dictionary

infantile

Enjoyment from infant-related things. Pretending to be a baby, wearing diapers (see diaper lover, speaking like a child (ie "I sowwy"), sleeping in a crib. Wide range of things, but all infant-relatedNote that this is interest in the trappings/behaviour of youth, not sexual interest in the youth themselves (that's a pedophile)

Infantile

by Significant Auxiliary on May 09, 2014 12:06:19

To act in a childish or immature manner.

Example:
Alex: Today, in class, my friend and I kept laughing then annoyed the teacher. I must do it again soon!
Deeanna: Oh Alex, you're so infantile.
Alex: I know, I can't help it.

infantilize

by jeny on Sep 03, 2007 08:29:43

verb trans.

to treat someone as a child or in a way that denies their maturity

Example:
jimmy infantilizes his friends all the time

Infantile Pillock

by princess.peach on Dec 31, 2009 05:32:05

A child-like or child-sized penis.

Infantile: relating to infancy
Pillock: a fool or idiot; a penis

Example:
Person1: You're a jerk.
Person2: Butthead.
Person1: Infantile Pillock.
Person2: ... did you just call me a small dick? YOU'RE the infantile pillock.
Person1: Haha.
Person2: What's funny is that you aren't disagreeing...

Infantilize

by BGC on Aug 28, 2007 04:54:31

Not a word. Some may think it is. But no, tis not a word.

Example:
GSM: Don't infantilize me
me: that's NOT a word

Infantile Pillock

by Hay, Dan Newman, Dan the Man on Mar 18, 2016 20:56:07

A childish and stupid person.

Example:
Dude A: "Why are you laughing at that stupid joke someone just told you?"
Dude B " I really can't help it."
Dude A " You really are acting like an infantile pillock."

Paraphilic Infantilism

by Chodeyjones42 on Apr 21, 2015 08:00:35

A fetish where people dress up like babies

Example:
My son's preschool teacher is into Paraphilic Infantilism and often wears diapers under his pants.

fuckin cyber-stalker infantile fucks

by Goosebump11 on Jun 04, 2011 06:53:27

Pet name for human eye-ball computer trojan aliens i.e. When you realise that your computer has third-party intrusion and it 1/ hasn't gone away & 2/ It's not you being paranoid-these eye-balls really are watching YOU in REAL-TIME!!

Example:
Hey Jim, did you see that web page just move from the screen?
J: Yeah, bet its those "fuckin cyber-stalker infantile fucks isn't it"?

"Mum, my mouse pointer keeps jumping off the hyperlinks I selecetd on my Facebook page"?
M: Its more likely not you son, just those fuckin cyber-stalker infantile fucks"

A Reported Trauma: The First Infantile Release

by LeSouffleDeVersailles on Jan 30, 2025 11:48:47

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Example:
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: A Reported Trauma: The First Infantile Release

male infantile homosexuality

by Obama Bin Laden on Nov 19, 2023 07:57:22

a disorder in male babies that makes the baby refuse to latch on to their mother’s breasts. This is common in premature babies who were in the NICU after they are born. See, gay men hate breasts, while straight men like them. So if a male baby doesn’t suck on their mom’s breasts, they are gay.

Example:
I diagnose your baby with male infantile homosexuality

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