interns
Homeless kids that you take in and support in exchange for ridiculous favors. They can be summoned with a conch shell.Intern
A individual that agrees to corporate enslavement that forfeit the right of any unqiue identifiers (e.g. names, interesting facts, anything that would put them in a good light). Interns have often been known to break expensive equipment by handling it inappropriately
Example:
Bob: Who said that?
Sue: The Intern
Bob: Who just broke this brand new laptop?
Sue: The Intern
The Intern: I have a name
Sue and Bob: Yes you do. The Intern
Bob: Who said that?
Sue: The Intern
Bob: Who just broke this brand new laptop?
Sue: The Intern
The Intern: I have a name
Sue and Bob: Yes you do. The Intern
intern
a person who willingly becomes a slave to the corporate world because they enjoy getting abused and whipped by supervisors.
interns do not get paid but they do enjoy the occasional snacks brought to work by the other rich employees. (usually interns steal those snacks, therefore get whipped).
also see "office puppy"
interns do not get paid but they do enjoy the occasional snacks brought to work by the other rich employees. (usually interns steal those snacks, therefore get whipped).
also see "office puppy"
intern
Example:
Slavery is outlawed by numerous international treaties and a Proclamation in the United States.
Slavery is outlawed by numerous international treaties and a Proclamation in the United States.
Intern
a noun referring to a person who is reduced to slave labor.
An intern works for no pay, and their main job is to get coffee and obey each demand by their employer.
An intern works for no pay, and their main job is to get coffee and obey each demand by their employer.
Example:
"Melanie clean the floors you intern"
"Why are you so poor? Oh wait, I know because you're an intern"
"Melanie clean the floors you intern"
"Why are you so poor? Oh wait, I know because you're an intern"
intern
People who are hired to do menial monotonous work that you couldn't pay people people to do long term because they would quit or eat a .45 caliber. So they hire some naive college or high school grad to do it until they give up , quit, or eat a .45 caliber.
Example:
I got for an internship by a reputable bank expecting some kind of job training or apprenticeship but instead I ended up sorting mail for 8 weeks from 8 to 5 every day
I got for an internship by a reputable bank expecting some kind of job training or apprenticeship but instead I ended up sorting mail for 8 weeks from 8 to 5 every day
Intern
Example:
Let's make fire Susan and make her position available as an internship... That way we don't have to give them an hourly wage.
Let's make fire Susan and make her position available as an internship... That way we don't have to give them an hourly wage.
intern
(1) A temporary worker who is employed to gain experiance/education rather than money.
(2) Bill's gal.
(2) Bill's gal.
intern
poor innocent individual starting out with a whole set of impossible goals and naive ambitions that end up crushed under the path of some self-righteous menapausal bitch that is dissatisfied with her own life and for getting an office ass and taking it out on cute young girls that might actually make something of their lives and live their dreams...and work off the constantly invading office ass