issue

revenge, or payback. This form originated in South East Louisiana.



issue
a hypodermic syringe full of the user's drug of choice.
Example:
I feel like doing a big issue right now.

Traci and Kim were sitting there, doing their issues.


issue
used in tha south means an ounce of coke
Example:
u gonna cop that issue


Issue
What I read

What I see

Does not add up

But hey, you know this and have done long time ..

So the issue

Can’t believe what I read

Was never authenticated
Example:
Issue … Misuse


issues
Fancy and elegant way to say "problems".
It is so used nowadays, that people often feel proud and want everyone to know about them.
Example:
Poor bastard... he has problems. I, have issues.
I don't have drug problems, I have chemical dependancy issues.


issues
Type One Issue: That component of a your character that is screwed up due to a previous relationship.
Type Two Issue: That component of a your character which will be screwed up due to your current relationship.
Type Three Issue: What your current boyfriend or girlfriend has when your Type One Issue gets in the way of their attempts to give you a Type Two Issue.
Example:
Example: Any furious domestic argument; see your own life for examples. You probably have issues about it.


issues
Euphemism used in human dynamics, including but not limited to romances, workplaces and general social discourse.
It is used by X, who is miffed at Y’s refusal to be manipulated by X or act in a way that X wishes them to. X is socially precluded from saying, “Damn! Y won’t bend to my will, which is the only thing that matters! Me! ME! MEEEEEE!!!!! Curses!”, and so, rather, quietly responds with the back of the verbal hand, slyly denigrating Y as having “issues”. The “issue”, of course, is that Y has enough character or determination not to dance like a monkey to X’s tune. The term is non-gender specific, as both men and women are likely to use it in some form or another.
Example:
Example 1: John Doe has tried to inveigle Jane Moe into bed. She says no. Thwarted, John Doe sneers that, “well, you know, Jane Moe has Issues regarding strong men”, pejoratively implying lesbian tendencies . Reality: John Doe is an irritating, self-satisfied blowhard and well worth avoiding.

Example 2: Jane Fictional has tried to alter the conduct of her boyfriend, John Examplefellow. He refuses to make changes that are, in her view, necessary to improve the relationship; he has reasons for doing so, based on his experience(s) and/or view(s), and presents them. Jane will complain to her friends that John “can’t move forward because he has Issues”. Reality: she is nettled that she is unable to “fix the rules” of the relationship, and ascribes this not to controlling tendencies on her part but to nonexistent problems on his.

Translation Assistance. When one hears the phrase “(s)he has issues…”, mentally edit the phrase to read “(s)he won’t do what I want” and see if that more accurately describes the real outlook of the speaker. If it does, you have identified and isolated the Euphemism, and can run for shelter at your best speed.


Latest Searches

decoys, stretch, form, substitute cheese, corner, bonce, Nono, still hot, have sex, trained, the view, political parties, the Alpha, jalama, avenge, Coked out, july 11th, wheelbarrel, nigga, Shingeki no Kyojin, Planetside 2, on B, Food, eggy, ringing in my ears, 7chan, view, content, SOUTHEAST ASIAN, croùch end, Altered, Townies, Dina, That sucks, Most People, untruth, couponing, The tommorow card, polycule, Vampire Lunchtime, Haemorrhoid Buster, Gold 1s, fucky, Oh my fucking god, alrite, live aid, Captivity, dinee, pick, A popular, ABG, Business Development, Fake Love, apparently, gambler, Number one, TROPHY, moens, MISINFORMATION, Ellie, adult animation, boss, limbo, raid boss, Japanese culture, CAS, so bad, doobie on, Simplex, l8r, or die trying, tried calling, You gotta go, Let Me Down, tap that, too soon, abgs, Cherry Pop, nsfw, Ofcourse, A tard, ROMNEY, misunderestimated, shizi, biblioteca, founder, flocking, Vagina points, concerts, Elitist, STOCKINGS, Armenians, Sad case, What a Snake, Hey guys, 2nd, terribler, lewd, HEAPS GOOD, crotch crocheting, russia, b1tch, blah, Thats gross, Full wilber, his power level, The Penis Game, con, kerns, short people, Holy war, Lacking of, Killa, shore, tenerife, cheap, Deficit, Liking someone, eg, Attack on Titan, Hog Dog, how cool, Kimchi, Dutchie, Egg, full time job, Usopp, blow off some steam, reportedly, guyz, on a list, greedy, FC, False hope, for the app, clover, homsexual, e-girl, lady friend, Bloomfield, nuggy, kirby, zit, Sylvia Plath, deliv, baba booey, sums, Boy, Coppola, Deadpool, Aeneid, Opus, dyslexia, Achievements, the Sugar Daddy, nuclear holocaust, Drogheda, Spanish cobras, viagra fallin, homecoming queen, bench pressing, PRIVATE SCHOOL, Rahn, xanny, clock it the house, free minded, casa, landslide, bodie, d-cup, the Warehouse, Sam Sparks, to Flex, bible, clumsy, testosterone, dique, the lies, nonsense, canoes, Pepperidge Farm, hassling, seal of approval, Brood War, shoebies, ate, archive, a playa, Ram, lobo, top notch, Exactly, Rise above, afghan hound, E46, endz, Roar, have your head, bwoi, dog shit, Issue, decoys, stretch, form, substitute cheese, corner, bonce, Nono, still hot, have sex, trained, the view, political parties, the Alpha, jalama, avenge, Coked out, july 11th, wheelbarrel, nigga, Shingeki no Kyojin, Planetside 2, on B, Food, eggy, ringing in my ears, 7chan, view, content, SOUTHEAST ASIAN, croùch end, Altered, Townies, Dina, That sucks, Most People, untruth, couponing, The tommorow card, polycule, Vampire Lunchtime, Haemorrhoid Buster, Gold 1s, fucky, Oh my fucking god, alrite, live aid, Captivity, dinee, pick, A popular, ABG, Business Development, Fake Love, apparently, gambler, Number one, TROPHY, moens, MISINFORMATION, Ellie, adult animation, boss, limbo, raid boss, Japanese culture, CAS, so bad, doobie on, Simplex, l8r, or die trying, tried calling, You gotta go, Let Me Down, tap that, too soon, abgs, Cherry Pop, nsfw, Ofcourse, A tard, ROMNEY, misunderestimated, shizi, biblioteca, founder, flocking, Vagina points, concerts, Elitist, STOCKINGS, Armenians, Sad case, What a Snake, Hey guys, 2nd, terribler, lewd, HEAPS GOOD, crotch crocheting, russia, b1tch, blah, Thats gross, Full wilber, his power level, The Penis Game, con, kerns, short people, Holy war, Lacking of, Killa, shore, tenerife, cheap, Deficit, Liking someone, eg, Attack on Titan, Hog Dog, how cool, Kimchi, Dutchie, Egg, full time job, Usopp, blow off some steam, reportedly, guyz, on a list, greedy, FC, False hope, for the app, clover, homsexual, e-girl, lady friend, Bloomfield, nuggy, kirby, zit, Sylvia Plath, deliv, baba booey, sums, Boy, Coppola, Deadpool, Aeneid, Opus, dyslexia, Achievements, the Sugar Daddy, nuclear holocaust, Drogheda, Spanish cobras, viagra fallin, homecoming queen, bench pressing, PRIVATE SCHOOL, Rahn, xanny, clock it the house, free minded, casa, landslide, bodie, d-cup, the Warehouse, Sam Sparks, to Flex, bible, clumsy, testosterone, dique, the lies, nonsense, canoes, Pepperidge Farm, hassling, seal of approval, Brood War, shoebies, ate, archive, a playa, Ram, lobo, top notch, Exactly, Rise above, afghan hound, E46, endz, Roar, have your head, bwoi,
×

Our website is made possible by displaying online advertisements to our visitors.
Please consider supporting us by disabling your ad blocker.


I have disabled the ad blocker! Show me how!