jägermeister

a black-licorice-tasting liquor that when digested in mass quantity gives you far to much confidence and can make you: A take over playing for the "scary" organ-playing vampire in the haunted house AND B and allow you to take great pride in the fact that you found the public restroom and made it back to your original location.



Jägermeister
Jägermeister ("hunt master") is a German bitter liqueur that is a complex blend of 56 herbs, fruits and spices. It should be served icy cold to tame its assertive herbal flavor.

Also see Jagermeister
Example:
Jäger gets you fucked up all nice like


Jägermeister
Jäg·er·mei·ster (noun): “You know how in a fairy tale, there’s always a potion that makes the princess fall asleep and then the guy starts kissing her? Well, this is like that, except you don’t wake up in a castle–you wake up in a frat house with a bad reputation.”
Example:
After 6 shots of Jägermeister Princess Melissa from the land of TriDelt woke up on all seven of the SigEp dwarfs.


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