jebus
by GrifMoNeY on Mar 31, 2004 07:11:25
Variant of Jesus, used because it's less offensive.
Originated from The Simpsons. Generally used by the general public and
webcomic authors so as not to spark religious debate. It does not "use
the Lord's name in vain," and
gets the message across.
Example:
Tenchin: Don't struggle! They'll just bring you in deeper!
Psyguy: Save
meh,
Jebus!
jebus
by warnerdang on May 27, 2004 23:43:42
Name of the ancient
Jebusite city conquered by the Hebrew
king David more than 3000 years ago. He occupied the fortress of Zion and the city was renamed
Jerusalem.
Today it is home to three of the worlds major religions and is the seat of the Israeli capital. It is a city at the centre of international political and social intrigue.
jebus
by mavi on Aug 31, 2007 02:39:07
Example:
Jesus: Daaaaad, do I have
a brother.
God: Uh, no,
not that I know of.
Jesus: Then who's this 'Jebus' everyone keeps talking about?
jebus
by Ralfh on Oct 15, 2004 02:26:57
was originally transcribed by a
naked goat named judith on a hillside in
freckleton, this hillside was very hilly and grassy and was the hillside where jebus removed the
chocolate egg which blocked him from getting out of the cave where the rumans chucked some lettuce making him want to go in, this is a true story BELIEVE ME!!!!!
Example:
a little hen want ing to cross the road to get to the other side but getting
squashed in the process by a mighty being named jebus the
holy moly god of chickens.com, visit at ye
peril. IF U DARE!!!!!!!!!