Thomson
Thomson is your favourite person in the world he's nice and .....,nice in bed Names Thomson would date is Tianna ,Jenny and AnastasiaThomson
A god-like being of enourmous stature, incredible looks, and extreme intellegence. Thomsons are rare, yet well known for their amazing ability to make great things out of nothing; Steven Hawking like intellegence and MacGyver-like mind. Thompsons never quit, and never lose. Thomsons are blessed with the ability to attract many ladies due to his pocket Mastadon. Thomsons have no time for games. Money making is in thier blood, along with gold and THC. If you come across a Thomson:
1) Cover your head because he will blow your mind.
2) Hold on to your woman because she will run to him.
3) Bow down to him, he is superior to you.
Wholly shit Jesus Thomson just turned that water into wine, and now he is leaving with all the extremely hot bitches!
1) Cover your head because he will blow your mind.
2) Hold on to your woman because she will run to him.
3) Bow down to him, he is superior to you.
Wholly shit Jesus Thomson just turned that water into wine, and now he is leaving with all the extremely hot bitches!
Example:
Police: What happened here, there are brains splattered everywhere.
Extremely Hot Blonde: Thomson walked by and blew everyones mind with his good looks and intellegence. I had sex with him and feel reborn!
Police: Who is that guy..... (head explodes)
Extremely Hot Blonde: Thats a Thomson
Police: What happened here, there are brains splattered everywhere.
Extremely Hot Blonde: Thomson walked by and blew everyones mind with his good looks and intellegence. I had sex with him and feel reborn!
Police: Who is that guy..... (head explodes)
Extremely Hot Blonde: Thats a Thomson
paul thomson
Adorable drummer/sometimes guitarist of Scottish rock band Franz Ferdinand, formerly in The Yummy Fur and currently half of the DJ outfit Polyester (his wife Ester being the other half). Once supported himself as a life model at the Glasgow School of Art and is reportedly the best hung man in Scotland.
Example:
Paul Thomson's drum kit does not have rack toms because they would block the audence's view of him.
Paul Thomson's drum kit does not have rack toms because they would block the audence's view of him.
mick thomson
Mick Thomson (also called #7)is one of the two guitar players of "Slipknot". He is the second tallest member of the band (the tallest one being the other guitarist, James Root).
His riffs had always been quite simple and no one seemed to take him seriously; however, when he appeared on the "Total Guitar" magazine, he showed some of his exercises which include an extended neoclassical arpeggio. He was also asked to perform a solo and he did it; it is called "too extreme for slipknot" and there are tabs of it all over the internet. He never used to play solos in the songs since "it didn't fit the music style they played".
In the "Vol. 3 The subliminal verses album" he was allowed to solo (and so was Root); also, the guitar riffs on this album happen to be slightly more complex than in the past ones (like in the song "Opium of the people").
He used to play with custom BC Rich guitars which had the word "HATE" across the frets, but now he uses Ibanez with a "SEVEN" written on the frets and he even has his own signature model.
His riffs had always been quite simple and no one seemed to take him seriously; however, when he appeared on the "Total Guitar" magazine, he showed some of his exercises which include an extended neoclassical arpeggio. He was also asked to perform a solo and he did it; it is called "too extreme for slipknot" and there are tabs of it all over the internet. He never used to play solos in the songs since "it didn't fit the music style they played".
In the "Vol. 3 The subliminal verses album" he was allowed to solo (and so was Root); also, the guitar riffs on this album happen to be slightly more complex than in the past ones (like in the song "Opium of the people").
He used to play with custom BC Rich guitars which had the word "HATE" across the frets, but now he uses Ibanez with a "SEVEN" written on the frets and he even has his own signature model.
Example:
John: Who's your favorite guitar player?
Al: Mick Thomson!! His solo in "welcome" is amazing!!!
John: Who's your favorite guitar player?
Al: Mick Thomson!! His solo in "welcome" is amazing!!!
thomson week
Dave Thomson
Bridie Thomson
A slang word most commonly used in Hawkesbay New Zealand.
to "Bridie" is to act is the most retarded manner possible.
and to "thomson" is to be superbly cool.
therefore to be a "Bridie Thomson" is to be the coolest retard ever.
to "Bridie" is to act is the most retarded manner possible.
and to "thomson" is to be superbly cool.
therefore to be a "Bridie Thomson" is to be the coolest retard ever.
Example:
"wow man, that dance move was so Bridie Thomson"
"that shit I took was the most Bridie thomson shit ive ever taken"
"Oi ya chinky, what are you wearing?? do you think you are Bridie Thomson?"
"wow man, that dance move was so Bridie Thomson"
"that shit I took was the most Bridie thomson shit ive ever taken"
"Oi ya chinky, what are you wearing?? do you think you are Bridie Thomson?"
dan thomson
A joke denoted by the absence of subsequent laughter despite an appreciable amount of wit, usage of bad punnage and/or overly enthusiastic delivery.
Example:
The stand-up comedian was painful to watch. Though he had one or two good jokes, most of the night he just dropped dan thomson after dan thomson.
The stand-up comedian was painful to watch. Though he had one or two good jokes, most of the night he just dropped dan thomson after dan thomson.
Mick Thomson
A massive guy who is the lead Guitarist in the band Slipknot (he's also known as #7).
He uses a B.C Rich Warlock and is under rated because of the band he plays in.
He uses a B.C Rich Warlock and is under rated because of the band he plays in.