jollof

best type of rice in the world. staple in any and every african's diet.



JOLLOF Rice
A West African delicacy always made best by Ghanaians simply because Nigerians are jealous of Ghanaians' naturally unique ability to perform a much better tasting jollof rice
Example:
My grandpa is currently in serious care in the hospital after having a heart attack after his consumption of NIGERIAN JOLLOF Rice. This would NEVER be the case if he had consumed GHANAIAN JOLLOF Rice . GHANA IS ALWAYS THE BESTTTT OVER NIGERIA!!!


JOLLOF RICE
JOLLOF RICE is an west African delicacy served best by Nigerians unlike Ghanaians Nigerians have taste whilst Ghanaians serve watery soup with uncooked rice. It is a known fact that Nigerians serve the best Jollof rice.
Example:
Mmmmm this Nigerian Jollof rice is delicious.

Uggg this Ghanaian Jollof rice is disgusting.


Jollof rice
A dark orange looking type of rice invented and best prepared by Nigerians. Ghanaian will want to say theirs is better but actually it is trash. Nigerians are better than them in everything(music,soccer,entertainment,food).Ghanaian always hate on Nigerians and Nigerians do not even care about them thats why Nigerians will always be ahead. In truth Ghanaians are jealous of Nigerians, they try to copy everything from Nigeria and modify but always end up making a disaster just like their jollof rice.
Example:
Ghanaian: Oh Ghana jollof is just the best

Nigerian: No its not

Ghanaian : Shut up ours is better

Nigerian: Ok fine, whatever makes you sleep at night
Foreigner: (listening to the convo): No I've tasted the two and Nigeria's Jollof rice own is better . You Ghanaians always think you're better but you're not . Nigerians are and will always be better than you, both in jollof,academics and everything. Now shut up and go pack up your "Ghana must go"bag


Jollof rice
Unlike Ghanaian Jollof rice )eg. Poison, rice and soup) Nigerians actually know how to prepare it . Nigerians prepare it with love care and simple common sense whilst Ghanaians just add any old rubbish they find in the back of their cupboard. So if you want to survive I advise you to never ever take Jollof rice from a evil Ghanaian
Example:
Nigerian's Jollof rice is edible.
Ghanaian's Jollof rice is poison.


Jollof rice
Never ask a Nigerian to make you jollof rice; that if you're not looking for a way to end your life. They will serve you crusty dry ass uncooked white rice with ketchup and no spice. I had some and swear to god I had food poisoning
Example:
They don't even say it right . Like what the hell is Jellof it's Jollof rice ok. Like swallow your pride and accept facts.


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