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jos

(pronounced "jahss") (noun) Jack Off Session. Occurs among two or more males at sleep overs, camp outs, etc., when group sex talk, watching sexy movies, or homoerotic wrestling matches makes one guy horny, and he has to leave the group to find a private place for some quality masturbation. Internet access is usually preferred, but not necessary. If multiple males leave together for a jos, the jos is called a circle jerk.

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by Leonthelion on Oct 22, 2010 06:52:53

Santa's cry if he was Mexican.

Example:
Jo Jo Jo, Merry Christmas!

jo-jo

by Joel Shaver on Feb 26, 2008 00:48:42

Seasoned, fried potato wedge, larger than a french fry. Localized usage in the Pacific Northwest.

Example:
Your jo-jos are too bland. You need to add some Johnny's.

jo jo

by Jo Jo the Land Shark on Apr 06, 2018 01:04:45

This is a land shark name

Example:
Guy 1 : yo look at this land shark
guy 2 : yeah probs name it jo jo

jo jo

by jo jo lover on Sep 19, 2008 03:27:49

a slang word for weed/cannibis/joint/spliff/bifta ect

Example:
person 1: you got any jo jo ?

person 2: yer do u want sum on my jojo?

person 1: yer mayte gotta love the jojo

person 2: so do i mmmmm jo jo !!

jo-jo

by Hunter on Sep 14, 2004 08:03:13

1. (verb) When someone comes up behind you and sticks their thumb or some other object in you butt. Not so forcefully as to cause penetration, but with enough force to squeeze your cheeks.

Example:
1. Man Kendyll ran up behind me at practice and gave me a jo-jo with his stick.

Joing

by dakage on Dec 21, 2005 08:31:00

1. The verb form of JO, jacking off
2. To do nothing with other people.

Example:
"instead of going to the party im just gonna be joing all night long with my computer"

Jo

by ZammmTruth on Jul 25, 2016 01:47:56

A girl of a kind of mystery. She is open, honest, and direct, but only when asked or when she finds it necessary. Jo doesn't give her heart away easily, but when she does she falls hard. She has been broken and scarred. She just needs someone to hold her tight.(literally Jo loves to cuddle) Jo is usually a shortened version of a longer name. Most Jos have blue eyes and are average height. As well as big smiles, slimmer lips, tiny but cute butt, and big biceps. Jo loves music. And loves with her whole self will put her all into what she loves.

Example:
Jo: call me sometime!

-three days later-
*ring* *ring*
Jo: hey! Nice three day wait by the way...*laughs*

Jo

by ratatatatouille on Jan 17, 2020 08:02:12

The most beautiful person alive

Example:
damn bro Jo is pretty Perfect

JO

by CHUCK EEZY BABII on Dec 05, 2008 13:56:20

CHICAGO'S WAY OF SAYING YO

Example:
MAN JO WE NEED TO SPARK UP THIS SPLIFF

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